Archive for Author caleb

Melonballing

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rafe found a new favorite subreddit. caleb is excited about the end of 2016 and lists his plans. rafe is in denial about her mental disorders. rafe quotes an old okcupid profile and they have some laughs. she then awkwardly complains about not understanding sexuality. they get on a tangent about sapiensexual. caleb brings up his personal experiments with food and masturbation, which leads them down a horrible path of masturbation tips and sexy time. rafe then finds things specifically about female masturbation and they’re not very clever. after that debacle, they discuss the alan rickman movie of the week, truly madly deeply. the songs of the week all have titles with prominent adverbs. there’s a fight about it, which is so typical. rafe tries to sing but forgets some of the words. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in robin hood: prince of thieves. rafe will do songs about poor and caleb will be rich! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 6, 2016

Partycast

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This week is a PARTYCAST! Rafe and Caleb are joined by the infamous Brony! But also Josh, from Furybox! And of course, fan favorite, Nekro Pain aka Keith Parker Jones aka KPJ aka Kyle.

Rafe normally writes these posts but she’s on vacation. Do yourself a favor and just jump in there! Also, in honor Captain America 3: Civil War – be sure to stay tuned following the outro music for some angry ranting about movies!

 

DOOOOO IT!

 

don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded May 2, 2016

He’s Just Not That Into You

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no. edits. no edits. get ready for some caleb coughs. rafe votes! more political corner! some goat mug twitter stuff with jake stormoen! rafe gets grossed out. she has some deep thoughts on stalkers and people harming entertainers. rafe went to a hockey game. they make some horrible noises in an attempt at being the grape stomper. there are some jessica jones spoilers around 14:00-15:20 if you care. spurting happens. rafe’s taking a new class! it’s not very exciting. rafe also talks about marriage and gets to hear about caleb’s proposal. they eventually talk about he’s just not that into you. rafe shares some opinions. caleb has the more opinions. relationships, man. caleb covers three songs where men sings love songs, and rafe has three songs where women sing love songs. next time, the movie is still waiting and they do songs about still and waiting. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 15, 2016

Waiting…

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caleb has sleep deprivation due to a new member of his household. rafe goes over her thanksgiving with brony’s family and caleb makes fun of her. brony got sick. rafe’s been powering through hemlock grove and enjoying it. caleb watched the trailer for captain america: civil war but rafe didn’t bwahahaha. caleb is excited about a tremors TV show and not about some movie spoilers. also a small updating on fantastic four. rafe talks about farm fear and caleb keeps abruptly changing the topic, this time to star wars. caleb teaches rafe about sessioning. caleb nerds a bit about d&d with his brothers. they watched waiting this week, which both had seen before, and caleb remembers an old show called con. the music this week was inspired by FOREIGNERS?! caleb sings a song from a musical. it’s pretty magical. rafe talks about a savior clown for her bright place and caleb talks clown college. next time, sasquatch gang and songs by people with mullets! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded November 29, 2015

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