Archive for April 24, 2020

DengNation (feat. Dengwoo)

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DENG IN THE HOUSE. he and caleb gang up on rafe about doing FFR. deng and caleb and rafe have all had their emotional eating going on this past week. pizza, PJ’s, and saving money. hitting things with hammers. making important decisions with a coin flip.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: killed microgreens

caleb’s high-low
high: bro-out with LFB and ael
low: FFR drama

deng’s high-low
high: challenging caleb, being covid-free
low: car trouble

HOT HOT TOPICS
– hot topic vs spencer’s, discuss
– alternate discussion point: my dumb ass that just drove through the drive thru without ordering anything
– hairs: should I give up now and shave it all or go for that hobo saruman look?
– fizzle told me to “have fun” with my upcoming two weeks of freedom. how does one do that?
– are people who only show up for the last 5 minutes of a movie just bad, or the worst
– how overrated not pajama pants are.
– krispy kreme > dunkin donuts
– how confused pets are going to be when we have to physically go into work again.
– why isn’t the three legged sack race an olympic event?
– skateboarding at the olympics?
– how important are haircuts?? I shave my head so I don’t get the freak out over haircuts.

QUESTION!

#3. before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? why?
caleb: rehearsed when making cold calls at old job.
deng: all the time, speech impediment prep.
rafe: info gathering, not really rehearsing.

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – hair brained (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1426363)
caleb 8/10
rafe 8/10
deng 7/10
SONGS – rafe is hair, caleb is brains

NEXT MOVIE – pawn shop chronicles (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1741243)
NEXT SONGS – elvis

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Old Games and Ancient Yard Waste (feat. ShoFukomachi)

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shofukomachi. the middle of cali. tacos. gimme dat golumpki. fancy food. life-changing mushrooms and smooshy meats. band competitions. yard work. this episode has it all. vodka.microgreens. rafe’s emporium and trash dump RNG giveaways! actor poll opening now, one per person!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: family video chat
low: recycling buildup

caleb’s high-low
high: playstation 4
low: bullshit stuff in ffr

sho’s high-low
high: tri-tip sandwiches
low: weed pulling

HOT HOT TOPICS
– ffvii remake: great game, or greatest game? (enny)
– temp on steak? clearly med/rare is the only answer (greg)
– if you don’t need your stimulus check, do you keep it or donate it (groggy)
– snow in april, is god really that excited about the world right now (guda)
– junior mints… what’s the deal with that? (sprockets)
– now that theatres have been closed, will anyone continue to buy junior mints, or will they be doomed to haunt the dusty shelves of forgotten entertainment venues forever? (mari)
– dipping pizza in ranch: better or worse than pineapple on pizza (groggy)
– best non crass insults. (tnc)
– oh! has anyone gotten really creative with food to avoid grocery shopping or when out of stock on something? and what (hopefully positive) have you discovered? (mari)
– why does caleb’s food look better than mine? (weirdo)
– can i go back to bed (fizzle)
– would you ever consider allowing for a wild card movie for people to suggest obscure or uncategorized movies? i’m thinking of the movie heavy metal from 1981. (tnc)

QUESTION!

#25. Make three true “we” statements each. For instance, “We are both in this room feeling … ”
caleb: we are all having fun here
sho: we are all going to eat some really good food
rafe: we are all in this together

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – a case of you (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1817081)
caleb 7.5/10rafe 7.9/10sho 7.5/10
SONGS – CASE BATTLE
andrew bird’s bowl of fire – case in point

NEXT MOVIE – hair brained (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1426363)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is hair, caleb is brains

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Repeat Offender (feat. DarkmoonEX)

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it’s DARK AGAIN. the darkmoonex, to be precise. rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead? more info on the next actor after brendan fraser! opinions about the show angel, bio dome, and some head canons. the other podcast, run by dark, all about evolution. the original was better! reboot! rafe’s weird sexually-charged cartoon men! coronavirus/covid-19 updates! asteroid G! FFR time-filler! toiletgate2020 with caleb continues. dena and alex go full #RaHaCa, thanks guys!
HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: telecommunications class
caleb’s high-low
high: FFR food talk
low: springtime ants
dark’s high-low
high: FFR and stuff!
low: yard work
HOT HOT TOPICS
– no more bernie
– better delivery leftovers: pizza or chinese
– just spent the day reinstalling windows so: why does windows suck so bad?
– how do you feel about 4 more years of trump?
– what are the odds the boomerdoomer finally lets us reset politics?
– screencapgate
– have you tried bww delivery?
– when life gives you 20 lbs of cheese, what do you make
– why the fuck do we as humans let scum with silver tongues get a pass?
– what would it take for you to move to canada?
– haiku! <3 twitchnchilled
– why does fizzle’s job suck so much?
– wear pants or do you forgo the pants help a brother out
QUESTION!
# 19. ff you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? why?
caleb: look at the relationships. more time with loved ones. crocks n socks.
dark: 20lbs OF CHEESE. life insurance policy! go full glutton!
rafe: become archer.
BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – escape from planet earth (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765446)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
dark 4/10
SONGS – escape fight!
reliant k – be my escape
NEXT MOVIE – a case of you (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1817081)
NEXT SONGS – CASE BATTLE
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Ice Cream Quarantine (feat. jkoper)

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the mystery character jkoper enters the chat! he’s a legend! we learn a little about the man behind the keyboard. rafe’s been looking at masterclass. coolest person you’ve seen? falling down the hermit hole. going into work. the adventure of buying a webcam from mom. patoogins soaps! lazy delivery! naming plants! the end of brendan is fast approaching. two rounds of actor voting coming to a poll near you!

saturday night, 4/4/2020, 8pm eastern, final fantasy randomizer race!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: indoor life
low: face scrape/high prices

caleb’s high-low
high: ice cream and money
low: listless

jkoper high-low
high: winning first round match!
low: irl creeping up

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the sun! (love you macskull)
– hot topic or spencer’s gifts?
– have you heard from your friend who got animal crossing a few weeks ago?
– quarantine or [rec]?
– I was promised global warming and it is still cold as fuck in canada.
– which is worse in the current situation? coughing to cover up a fart OR farting to cover up a cough?- house made frozen yogurt or house made gelato?

QUESTION!

#16. What do you value most in a friendship?
caleb: empathy/honesty
jkoper: empathy/honesty, relaxed
rafe: honest/intellectually stimulating

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – furry vengeance (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389)
caleb 1/10
rafe 1.9/10
jkoper 2/10
SONGS – rafe is vengeance, caleb is a furry
say anything – total revenge

NEXT MOVIE – escape from planet earth (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765446)
NEXT SONGS – escape fight!

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