Archive for July 31, 2020

Death Threats

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caleb headlines with so many updates, like family, food, traveling, more food, baseball stuff, and sad stuff about camps. rafe complains a bit about work and the third star wars trilogy.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: health?

caleb’s high-low
high: baby
low: grocery store

HOT HOT TOPICS
– can we cancel summer?
– why are all geese assholes? don’t they know we have to deal with covid and we don’t need their bullshit?
– wouldn’t it be gander-shit not bull-shit?
– why is healthy food more expensive than shitty food
– what are the raccoons planning?
– why in the holy fuck did the power company here schedule a planned power outage to do maintenance in fucking July???
– what is the optimal location for a light source for a bad zoom call
– if you were rolling a character for real life, what personality traits would you pick if you intended to be successful?
– your mom’s coming to visit. what do you clean first? What do you ignore?
– what’s the worst angle for your webcam during a zoom meeting?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – serving sarah (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261289)
caleb 3/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – serving WAR
offspring – the future is now

NEXT MOVIE – catch me if you can (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464)
NEXT SONGS – being caught

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Dude, Oh My God

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guess there’s something special with this episode. the boys from dudeOMG are back together for this awesomely long recording! lots of catching up, life, missing webcams… cord’s working on being an influencer (cordtakespictures if you want to follow his instagram). billy, but not that billy, supports caleb’s scrabble hockey, the guys talk about the past year, they talk shit at each other, and start falling in love with each other.

HIGH LOWS (music)
cord’s high-low
high: baby calls
low: sprocket loss

billy’s high-low
high: job ending/starting
low: job ending/starting

rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup/whiteclaw
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: discord fun with cord’s name
low: sleep deprivation

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do people look forward to summer again and is it just a kinky relationship with weather?
– since in australia the toilets flush in reverse direction… when you use a mixer does it also run in the reverse direction??
– almond milk or cashew milk.
– what’s the weirdest thing that you’ve ate?
– how do I get a stress pizza delivered to my second floor office without anybody noticing
– solar power?
– has rafe figured out her voice?
– it’s national hot dog day. what toppings must be on a hot dog for it to be good, and which ones are a hard pass
– if you could have one mario kart item that you could drive around with, what would it be?


17. what is your most treasured memory?
cord: seeing wife at their wedding.
billy: proposing to his wife
caleb: basic training graduation;
rafe: meeting her baby niece

22. alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner.
billy: cord is extremely genuine.
cord: billy is absolutely willing to help those he cares about without question.
caleb: rafe’s willingness to go first, orderly/detail-oriented, kind, honesty, helping friends
rafe: caleb always makes me laugh, always willing to talk through problems, kickass beard, ability to go above and beyond, artistic talent

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – pumpkin (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265591)
cord 3/10
billy 0/10
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 2.7/10
SONGS – rafe is kin, caleb is pump

NEXT MOVIE – serving sarah (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261289)
NEXT SONGS – serving WAR

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Put Your Mask Back On

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did we hear there’d be a dudeOMG reunion soon?!? maybe an after hours reunion. caleb’s trying to be good and rafe is a fucking mess. they’ve got D&D coming up on a new campaign (rafe’s first), and a movie night worth discussing regarding the invisible man. and caleb’s exciting new jersey news! rafe’s insecurities shine when she talks about her high and she’s also stoked about the elephant in the room. and lots of talk about mask-wearing. and cracked came back for a charity.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: food

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d new game
low: the wedding

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do dogs even know what they’re upset about sometimes?
– are live webinars the adult version of scheduled naptime?
– we’ve had xmas in july, now taxes in july, what event will be in july next?
– the cascadia megathrust faultline. we’re looking at the potential for the worst natural disaster in the history of north america within our lifetime. do you think it’s even feasible to plan and coordinate the relocation of the entirety of the PNW?
– pink on wednesdays?
– how late is too late to apologize to a woman for getting her pregnant?
– weather forecasters – waste of television time or useful often enough to ignore the times they are wrong.
– what combination of traditional game and sport would be as much fun to watch as chess boxing?
– why are laxatives not marketed as anal decongestants.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the slaughter rule (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266971)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3.1/10
SONGS – rule WAR
dua lipa – new rules

NEXT MOVIE – pumpkin (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265591)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is kin, caleb is pump

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Hamilton 2: Musical Boogaloo

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what a special, musically-driven episode! musical/theater stories, what music and artists are horrible, how we keep up with music, and more! caleb is really good at gushing about musicals and we learn a bit about his high school life. special shout-out to groggydog for being the number one contributor to the hot hot topics this week! there was so much excitement that they forgot to do their songs for the week, but they’re in the discord channel if you want to check them out.

HIGH LOWS (music)
rafe’s high-low
high: singing with beaucoup
low: everybody talks

caleb’s high-low
high: talking musicals with the scientist
low: stupid jimmy buffett song

HOT HOT TOPICS
– you were seated in the audience for the filmed hamilton. what did you do that made Eliza gasp at the end?
– how the hell do I watch other musicals if hamilton spoiled me this much
– bootlegs: good or bad side of morality?
– better musical (stage or screen) – hamilton or les miserables?
– when was the last time you really just wanted to express your problems through a show-stopping ensemble piece?
– you are tasked with staging a recreation of “love never dies” – what do you do that makes it not complete shit
– does anyone else find it impossible to process information properly when it’s delivered in lyrical form
– related: phantom of the opera – good or bad?
– you can go back in time and see any show with its original cast, primo orchestra seats. which, besides hamilton, do you choose?
– what other musical roles do you think russel crowe is completely unfit for?
– are operas musicals?
– who is the worst person you can think of to fill the lead role in hello, dolly – male or female
– in 20 years’ time will andrew lloyd webber be remembered as a musical genius or a gimmicky hack
– better hamilton song: satisfied or one [last] time
– what musical lead role would you most like to fill yourself
– how long does hamilton stay in your playlist after you’ve seen it?
– has anyone else had this stuck in their head since saturday or just me? (hamilton’s king’s da da da da da)

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – hamilton on disney+
caleb 10/10
rafe 10/10
SONGS – non-hamilton musical
my fair lady – on the street where you live

NEXT MOVIE – the slaughter rule (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266971)
NEXT SONGS – rule WAR

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