Archive for June 24, 2022

I Hate the Way I Was Raised

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happy summer solstice, everyone! it’s been two years, but stonehenge lifted its pandemic restrictions on public gatherings. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/06/21/summer-solstice-june-21-photos/ there was also the 40th anniversary of the music festival celebrated in 120 countries, according to the organizers. https://fetedelamusique.culture.gouv.fr/en/L-evenement/historique-de-la-fete-de-la-musique

volume noise, streaming shows you don’t want to, how did parents put up with us as kids? remember ghostwriter? and there’s an evil justin long. listening to macross plus soundtrack FULL BLAST and mom just put up with it? like is that normal? have you met my parents? just take the edge off it!

FINAL ROUND ACTOR POLL! THE FINALS! THIS IS IMPORTANT! we’ve got the FINAL poll with keanu reeves, john candy, and leonardo dicaprio. vote now:
https://www.rcv123.org/ballot/cHCrux2K4DzaBmUCwHC4cu

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: shorter days
low: temperature still sucks

caleb’s high-low
high: iron maiden
low: the sickness

DUMB DUMB TOPICS
– chocolate never asks stupid questions.
– if you’re smart enough to know what you’re doing’s dumb, but do it anyway, is it still dumb or a decision made after a questionable-at-best risk assessment?
– why does oregon have designs on both sides of their state flag? Who are they trying to impress? What side do kids color when they learn about their state in 2nd grade or whenever?
– why is it the companies fault that you are not able to manage your funds properly enough to ensure a payment clears? bonus- why do you feel the need to berate the poor soul who has to inform you that you are behind in your payments because you suck at money?
– elon musk: utterly pathetic, or just sad AF?
– what would you rather chew: pencil erasers or pen caps?
– a blank piece of paper
– why get work done at work when I could do work all night at home?
– king of the hill is a texas anime. it is also the best anime

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is the weather man always lying to me? It should only be 100 degrees right now, but its clocking in at 107…
– why is it so oppressive to take controlled medication as scheduled? why can’t I just take what I want and not what I’m prescribed

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – beverly hills ninja (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118708)
caleb
rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – rafe is ninja, caleb is beverly hills (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119053)
battle beast – black ninja

NEXT MOVIE – almost heroes
NEXT SONGS – rafe is heroes and caleb is almost

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It Depends on the Mouth

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open polls are NOW OPEN for the next podcast movie night ACTOR! cast your vote for round one, and come back for a final round in a couple of weeks. caleb spent time with his fambam for a baby birthday and learned how to keep a dog calm. water and cats do not mix. 75hard has taken a hard turn. rafe is interested in your weird life lessons and other things so please join #RaHaCa on discord! discord.gg/Fc6DUze

ACTOR POLL! you only have to vote for the people you care about if you don’t want to do all 16.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: mac n cheese
low: rising temperatures

caleb’s high-low
high: fambam birthday party
low: shitty cats and sick wife

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do people always act surprised that it’s hot in summer months? do they not comprehend the flow of time or are they just complaininy pants?
– why are people surprised people complain about the weather in general?
– what’s your biggest complaint that few/no people would understand?
– what’s the frequency, caleb?
– the final 2 grand has been refunded from the plumber, should we send them a bill for the other plumber we had to have come out and scope the line showing that both ends of their repair was fucked up
– is it time to just play a bunch of games for fun or actually try to become good at one in particular?
– trolling someone who thinks they know everything is easier than having a conversation with them. but at what point do you attempt to have a friendly conversation with them?
– is it worth walking two miles with a 100° heat index for pizza?
– dr. slowass has recently decided he hates everyone. how proud should I be?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – black sheep (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115697)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – rafe is black, caleb is sheep
los bravos – black is black

NEXT MOVIE – beverly hills ninja (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118708)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is ninja, caleb is beverly hills

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Hashtag Chunky Bomb

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caleb and rafe met at a cougar bar in glen burnie. let’s get angy about auxillary ports and bluetooth. caleb has a fun weekend and also a not-fun work day. he asks the important questions, like slimy, chewy, or chunky? PLEASE HELP US GET #CHUNKYBOMB TRENDING! rafe reads off some foreign language sayings that are cooler than english. and she’s super concerned about dna modification being pushed as non-GMO? https://www.technologyreview.com/2017/12/19/146805/these-are-not-your-fathers-gmos/

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: yu yu hakusho
low: weight gain

caleb’s high-low
high: frederick festivities
low: going into work

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if we could trust everyone to be good people, we wouldn’t need security jobs. (police, cyber security, mall cops, &c)
– why does this one person at work keep posting dumb boomer memes in our department’s slack channel?
– who are people more likely to follow in the work place, subject matter experts or someone who has a way with words?
– I’ve been feeling like a run over sponge for a few weeks now, how do I stop being so exhausted all the time
– kesha or ke$ha?
– is it the heat, or the humidity?
– florida: no, or HELL no?
– humid or dry.
– len the plumber fucked with the wrong family when he tries to scam my mother for 8 thousand dollars. no question or comments needed, just a statement of fact
– last night I was once again reminded that, despite all the bullshit in my life, I have one thing so amazing that it makes me the luckiest girl in the world because I have it. what is one thing you have that makes you feel lucky?
– how fucking cool is this poster:
– we’ve already got highs and lows for the podcast. what is your medium for this week?
– do you believe in ghosts?
– what’s the best way to beg someone above you to please do their job so you can do yours? assume boss above them considers them blameless golden children and you the scapegoat for the work never getting done regardless of any reality presented.
– when trying to hang out with someone who has a busy personal life, what’s the best tactic you can think of to make them drop everything and focus on what’s really important ie “my total lack of any friends or personal life”? and why is it “loudly complaining about other people having personal lives and obligations”?
– what are your feelings on ultimate ownership? And holding yourself accountable for the actions of others?

CHRIS FARLEY
NEXT MOVIE – tommy boy (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114694)
caleb 8/10
rafe 8.75/10
NEXT SONGS – sales
reel big fish – sellout

NEXT MOVIE – black sheep (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115697)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is black, caleb is sheep

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You’re Paid to Shut Up

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jim n nicks is best BBQ maybe. let us know if you’ve been. things got spicy in the RaHaCa discord today and they are all the better for it. caleb talks about his adventures in georgia, kate bush, and wait there’s a downside to losing weight? what? clothes and shoes can go fuck themselves!

happy pride month! shout out to leah voysey (https://www.twitch.tv/leah_theprincess) who will be donating all her bits to the trevor project this month on her twitch streams. and superQ made FREE pride emotes to use on twitch and discord! in addition to those lovelies supporting pride month, final fantasy randomizer will be doing a twitch marathon june 17-19 to support the liam project.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: memorial day weekend
low: rafe’s big fat mouth

caleb’s high-low
high: memorial day weekend
low: weightloss

HOT HOT TOPICS
– going to movies/dinner/concerts, etc solo – sad violin, or B.D.E.?
– is lunch overrated as a meal?
– what does “BDE” mean?
– how many times should you train the same person? Does the answer change if you need to retrain them due to working under a shithead that demanded they follow bad practices?
– my office just played “who’s on first” with two patients with the same name and not as a joke, 100% serious. send sanity.
– how long will it take fizzle to collect enough material for his dark comedy dr office tv show?
– which of tarnins ted talks is the best and why is it all of them?
– if genital size isn’t a thing, what do I do with these vacuum pumps?
– gluten allergy is worst food based allergy. but probably easiest to circumvent.
– how much would you pay to listen to a tarnin TED talk?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – billy madison (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508)
caleb 8/10
rafe 8/10
SONGS – rafe is billy and caleb is school
MIKA – billy brown

NEXT MOVIE – tommy boy (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114694)
NEXT SONGS – sales

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