Archive for July 29, 2022

The Dick Can Stay

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caleb and rafe both saw thor 4! they do spoilers from 10:30 to 20:30 so you can skip if you’d like. look at lauren boebert being fucking stupid and errol musk being fucking gross. good news, bone marrow transplant cured another person with HIV! caleb watched barry! caleb went to colonial willaimsburg and had a fun time. caleb is doing a final fantasy randomizer tournament with dengswoo! rafe misses bobs. rafe is having a great time twitch streaming monkey island and really appreciates everyone helping her out. what a great time! more great times to be had on the #RaHaCa discord! discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bobs visit
low: bobs leaving

caleb’s high-low
high: colonial williamsburg date nights
low: p90x no go

HOT HOT TOPICS
– who else needs a nap?
– why isn’t a magic 8ball the best way to make difficult life decisions?
– when can i return my body as a trade-in? maybe I should lease a new model? or do I just donate to some charity?
– how do some people manage to go through life thinking that Courtesy is just a funny 8 lettered C word that carries no meaning or recognition to themselves or others?
– why’s it always gotta be like that?
– what’s your favorite way to unwind and relax?
– if you could scream one thing at the top of your lungs from a mountain top for the whole world to hear what would it be?
– (in your best fake french accent) THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – tunnel vision (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075357)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 6.75/10
SONGS – rafe is vision caleb is tunnel
foreigner – double vision

NEXT MOVIE – the clown murders (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072792)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is murder caleb is clown

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Friend Divorces and You

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the sound is fucky in the beginning because bobs_and_ravines is so powerful, he took all of caleb’s clear voice. also so powerful, bobs and rafe saw thor four! rafe continues streaming on twitch and it’s awesome! bobs makes meatloaf! caleb has come to the final boss of the TV wifi and boy, did he beat the bastards. caleb is looking forward to watching severence on appleTV. caleb had some amazing baking achievements. and tarnin suggested the offspring for the new music “book club” if you want to join the discord to listen along!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bobs visit; himiko toga
low: little messes

caleb’s high-low
high: TV remedied
low: TV money wasted

HOT HOT TOPICS
– everyone has decided they hate everybody today and it’s actually going quite nicely
– dani is and will always continue to be the best
– remember to follow the ricky bobby strategy for filling out the depression questionaire: if you ain’t first, you’re last!
– can the HHT temporarily be renamed to cold cold topic to make me feel better about the heat
– the most important part of teamwork is making sure you have a team member to point and shout at when you cause problems that need to be cleaned up
– is it still kinky to call someone “master” if he’s actually earned that degree?
– a queen sized bed is big enough for two people, a king is not needed
– meeting up with internet friends is usually not awkward.
– is it EVEN KINKIER to call someone “master” when they actually have that degree.
– is it hot enough for ya?
– whats the best way to ruin a friendship

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – it seemed like a good idea at the time (1975)(https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073181)
caleb 6/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONGS – bad idea
offspring – the worst hangover ever

NEXT MOVIE – tunnel vision (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075357)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is vision caleb is tunnel

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Okay

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caleb catches us up on his family trip with adventures of hide and seek and a lost personal item. rafe and caleb troubleshoot his bullshit smart TV and throat problems. rafe researches the wednesday frog meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-is-wednesday-my-dudes) and could there be a new kink corner in the near future? we’ll see! also come join us on discord for music stuff and movie night! https://discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: covid

caleb’s high-low
high: family weekend
low: tv bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when playing the card game war, is it standard practice to shuffle after each run through the deck, or to pick up the discard pile as-is and go again?
– frogs
– childhood card games – and what’s the last card game you played?
– old-timey sayings just sound better than new stuff.
– why does the part in super size me, about parents not feeding their kids right, hit so hard?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – class of ’44 (1973) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069888)
caleb 4.4/10
rafe 4.2/10
SONGS – class songs
inspired by swagmonstaflexx! chicago – class

NEXT MOVIE – it seemed like a good idea at the time (1975) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073181)
NEXT SONGS – bad idea

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Caleb is Pangry

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caleb hates whole foods! he also hates parties! and now rafe and caleb may be on a watch list. who knows. they rage a bit about the US government, but good news, there’s a very active petition to impeach clarence thomas!! also rafe is finally yeeting the unnecessary items from her life! caleb is making progress on his show binges with finishing daredevil and the haunting of bly manor. and rafe is going to do more monkey island STREAMS on twitch. good things coming!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: holiday weekend/first stream on twitch
low: the weekend ended

caleb’s high-low
high: weekend
low: fourth of july

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how the HELL do people fall for horribly done scamming like the following screen shot? I mean seriously….
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592469360925343788/992909159701950514/unknown.png
– I had a really good HHT yesterday… sadly it was sapped from my soul thanks to the insane day at work i had. so my HHI is the entire scene leading up to the food fight from the classic movie hook.
– insult: your grog is so bitter that even Hitler wouldn’t commit genocide with it.
– study buddies are great for keeping motivation to study
– what angle would you prefer to spend the entire day leaning at? how do you feel about the idea of spending the entire day sitting, standing and walking leaning 15 degrees to the right?
– insult: I’ve seen monkey shitfights at the zoo more coordinated than this
– why is it whenever it’s time to make a life altering decision, there’s hardly any time to devote to thinking about said life altering decision?
– why does my local circle K require the ID of everyone who arrived with me so that only I may buy beer? also why do I have to show my ID when my roomate who drove us to said store have to show my ID as im walking around the store with my own 12pk of beer in my hand getting my supplies BEFORE I EVER GET IN LINE, so that my roomate can buy his beer? and the HHQ is can this guy at circle K actually do this, and can i leagally fight him on it?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – dirty work (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is dirty caleb is work
dresden dolls – dirty business

first john candy movie!!
NEXT MOVIE – class of ’44 (1973) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069888)
NEXT SONGS – class songs

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