Archive for April 26, 2024

The Meow Meow Kid

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caleb has a meow meow story, and a sad story, and a story about BBQ.

rafe cautions about e. coli in ground beef: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/recalls/nationwide-alert-issued-ground-beef-e-coli/

also how sad is that prison graveyard in mississippi?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/families-in-disbelief-after-hundreds-of-bodies-found-buried-behind-mississippi-jail

ARMSCYE is the word of the week.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: sosig drawing
low: working in the office

caleb’s high-low
high: series of little highs
low: cook friend passed away

HOT HOT TOPICS
– whiskey: on the rocks? or neat?
– what’s your “why bother?” hill you’ll die on? as in, something you’ll fight for, but it’s so utterly pointless like… why bother?
– favourite house chore? least favourite?
– I am currently in a superposition of both regretting and appreciating the pie currently sitting in my stomach. what was the last thing you ate that inspired quantum emotions?
– what would it take, in this current economic/employment climate, to make you tell your current employer to “take this job and shove it”? what would push you over the line enough? – what career change would have to come available? what amount of money would be enough to be literal “fuck-you money”?
– naps, why do they mess with my sleep schedule so much?
– where is your line between suck it up, buttercup, and I’m just not going
– personal grooming / manscaping… aka keeping things tidy. yay or nay?
– some famous people have epithets attached to their names, like the brave or the wise. what would you like yours to be?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – the con (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119865)
caleb 6.25/10
rafe 6.25/10
SONG – songs that have “con” in them
relient k – I so hate consequences

NEXT MOVIE – pleasantville (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120789)
NEXT SONG – songs we find pleasant

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Statement Pants

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caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store.

caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy randomizer show!! and fuckin chinos, man.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: spirit city: lofi sessions
low: turbo tax UGH

caleb’s high-low
high: home stuff
low: airpod amazon theft

HOT HOT TOPICS
– there hasn’t been a lot going on in get-fit-or-die-trying and I hope people are staying healthy.
– have you ever thought you were average or below average at something only to find out you’re actually well above the norm and were just utterly oblivious?
– would you work an extra hour a day if you were allowed a 2 hour nap during the work day, where no one can disturb you?
– what is the worst accommodation you’ve ever stayed in temporarily or while traveling? last weekend I stayed in an airbnb I’m convinced was incredibly haunted with the ghost of orgies past. on account of the amount of cuck chairs in each bedroom.
– belt loops! because of my weight loss, I’ve had to buy a bunch of new clothes. pants only have five belt loops now as opposed to seven or eight. it is different and difficult to get used to when putting on a belt.

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – jerry and tom (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120867)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
NEXT SONG – rafe is tom and caleb is jerry
catatonia and space – the ballad of tom jones

NEXT MOVIE – the con (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119865)
NEXT SONG – songs that have “con” in them

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No Meat in Those Cookies

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rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale!
https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank

phrase of the week is WET SOCK.
caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE.
world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of heroes events!

itunes is dumb and hates its users. apple is the worrrrssssstttttt.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: chook & sosig walk the plank (2019)
low: heat

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: everything else

HOT HOT TOPICS
– every dog has its day, but does every day have its dog?
– what makes home made better than a skilled chef in a restaurant?
– so if we are getting a super release of sex crazed zombie cicadas, does this mean that they will pass that std to all the non infected cicadas? is this the end of non zombified cicadas?
– does anyone know where you can buy a giant zombie cicada costume? asking for a friend. that’s not actually my hht. my question is, what’s an insult you’ve received that you’re proud of?
– I’ve heard of furries, but what do we call consty’s people in their cicada costumes? crunchies?
– who is your natural predator?
– what’s worse: having the internet just down, or having the internet go down for 10 to 15 mins at a time? asking in hopes of a better day 4
– how many times did you hear all or part of the song “total eclipse of the heart” on monday?
– cicadas are coming out of hiding after 17 years so they can have sex then die. do you know a person or persons who fits this lifestyle?
– certain breeds of cicadas used to only come out every 10 years in certain parts of the world. but recently they have been coming out every summer. do you think climate change has to do with that? also, idk where you were during the eclipse but did anyone else hear the cicadas chirping during the eclipse then as soon as it was over they stopped?
– I can be the only one who sometimes feels like hiding in a hole for 17 years like a cicada.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – colin fitz lives! (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118873)
caleb 5.1/10
rafe 4/10
SONG – living
fall out boy – get busy living or get busy dying

NEXT MOVIE – jerry and tom (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120867)
NEXT SONG – rafe is tom and caleb is jerry

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Ice Cream Should be a Utility

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caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: easter time
low: easter candy

caleb’s high-low
high: mom moved
low: crazy drive

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is it called “doggystyle” when it just as easily could have been named after another animal?
– hotdog recipes?
– in your opinion what is the best looking dog in the akc?
– we should un-fuck the selectively bred dogs with more selective breeding. i.e. pugs that can actually fucking breathe properly
– who is the best wingman? and why is it a dog?
– I like dogs and most of them like me. sadly, I am allergic. but I want to pet all the dogs. sometimes it is worth the suffering.
– let’s assume hugh everett III’s theories on parallel worlds are correct. what did we domesticate instead of the humble dog in an alternate universe? are there now parks where you can let your pet bear run free? are we playing fetch with a silverback gorilla? is the old saying now “you can’t teach an old alligator new tricks”?
– small dogs aren’t dogs, they’re pests.
– ESA don’t exist. theres no reason your purse dog should be in a restaurant or grocery store
– what dog breed are you? (find an online quiz?)

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – wag the dog (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONG – dags
grandaddy – stray dog and the chocolate shake

NEXT MOVIE – colin fitz lives! (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118873)
NEXT SONG – living

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