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Everything is Marvelous

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caleb saw everything everywhere all at once and he insists rafe watches it. SPOILERS for ETERNALS 11:00-15:00 minutes. caleb finished “the baking bible” and the entire works of rush. rafe has issues with 75hard blah, her back, airfryer issues, neverending headset hunting, and amazon refusing to deliver to her door.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: breakfast and toast gifs
low: everything is breaking

caleb’s high-low
high: everything everywhere all at once
low: cutting himself

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could change just one single solitary thing about your life, with the knowledge you have now, what would it be?
– why does my body hate me so much?
– if the greenhouse is abandoned, and it’s raining but not thundering, and I’m the one wearing the victorian dress, is it still sexy time?
– I’m 2,525 miles away from where I need to be and I’m listening to music to try and make me less mad/sad about it. what’s your go to music when you’re trying to unfuck your mood?
– if you tell work that you are getting your bathrooms renovated and due to the noise cant work, but in reality you havent heard nor seen any contractors how long do you wait before you blow a gasket in your mind?
– what do you tell your job when they do finally come in and make enough noise to rouse the dead?
– why in the world would someone make a device that plugs into a usbc for power? why isnt it straight up USB? why do i have to now buy a charging block that accepts this weird connector after just spending 30 bucks on the charger
– when eating the rich, how best should you season the bastards?
– how much foreplay is expected before lovingly pressing your bumper into someone else’s bumper? (note, my car wasn’t involved, I just watched it happen in the parking garage today)
– if you have 4 hours to complete a task, how long can you sleep with 20 people waiting for you to finish?
– since we started the discussion on sunday ( you slackers missed it!) who is the best and worst 90s SNL alum in film? film career only
– someone’s entire online life could be a lie, and you might never find out. how does that make you feel?
– what does privacy mean to you? is it letting the government survey you in the guise of “national security” or is it the government telling a woman what they can and can’t do with their bodies?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – wayne’s world (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – world

NEXT MOVIE – coneheads (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598)
NEXT SONGS – head

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No More Bummer Summer

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caleb saw the northman and (no spoilers) and may have convinced rage to see it. small updates like pokemon go, allergies, and more baking! join the #RaHaCa discord (discord.gg/Fc6DUze) to see all of caleb’s baked goods. with the end of denzel washington, they recap some of their favorites and least liked movies. rafe is stoked about geekway to the west coming up, and also she has a new game you can play using the kippo dating app. it’s called “guess what games she plays.”

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: bowling, mostly
low: hot outside

caleb’s high-low
high: the whole dang weekend
low: allergies

HOT HOT TOPICS
– with caleb back in the figurative driver’s seat for the hht post, is rafe a better vehicle operator than caleb? guesses? bets? drag race soon?
– IF and when a problem does come along, why is whipping it the answer? And does it matter what it is whipped with, so long as its good?
– dani is the best
– if you could get into a pun war with any deity, who would you pick and why?
– today in the victim complex olympics, our gold medal winner is: “sure, pedophilia is bad, but I had it worse when I got drunk with my husband this one time.”
– fizzle is the best
– how do you show appreciation to others? Is it also how you would like to be shown appreciation by others?
– why are people never accountable for their own actions anymore?
– of all the movies you’ve seen for the podcast, which one(s) would you be most likely to watch several times again?
– what is a hht that stands out after all these podcasts?
– what’s the best thing you’ve bought online?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the tragedy of macbeth (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10095582)
caleb 9/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – tragic
grouplove – shark attack

NEXT MOVIE – wayne’s world (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793)
NEXT SONGS – world

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Groovy Little Things

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caleb is back! he has a lot of thoughts! some are about dogs (dags), baking things, apple TV, and emergency rooms. rafe had a banner week with lashes and telternhaus, and got to play anime music quiz (AMQ) which she still sucks at but it a lot of fun! oh, and lent is OVER.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: ffr comms with fizzle
low: school

caleb’s high-low
high: home now
low: father and ER

HOT HOT TOPICS
– feel bad that you fucking overbooked yourself for a morning and don’t feel like driving to the other fucking city to see your patients? no fucking problem! just fucking tell the doctor that was driving to your city to turn around after driving 60 of the 90 minutes so he can fucking see the double booked morning you gave yourself while taking his regular fucking booked day.
– how many fucking times do you smash your balls with a rake before you decide that maybe you stop fucking doing that and tell the fucking rake to just fucking stay in redding and see those fucking patients and leave chico alone.
– I ask again, is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them?
– brendan fraser: can we successfully make him a leading man again, as he so rightfully deserves, and if so, how?
– what is your ultimate technique?
– why the fuck have I never had chimichuri sauce before making it myself. is my whole life meaningless now?
– how serious does shit have to be before its SRS?
– just who IS the mystery guest?
– should I listen to the podcast I recorded? do you ever get used to hearing your own voice?
– how can I get more twitch spambots to chat with me?
– what’s a crossover you wish would happen? thinking of the formerly common animated cartoon show crossovers, but open to any media.
– should I be angry or excited that now that I am getting paid to stop work and listen to standup talks that they are no longer giving standup talks
– how mad should I be that my $130 earbuds I got for work, has 1 earbud that works just fine, but the right one dies in practically seconds?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the little things (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10016180)
caleb 7/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – little
yokoyama chisa – funny funny little girl

NEXT MOVIE – the tragedy of macbeth (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10095582)
NEXT SONGS – tragic

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Who is That Mystery Guest (feat. Weirdo)

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who is this mystery guest? could it be… weird!! HOORAY! we get the inside scoop on life as a teacher, rafe has a small spoiler-free moon knight update, and probably not a witch update. the good news is, rafe has two new things of interest: the anime movie quiz and netflix’s release of BASTARD!! don’t forget to join the RaHaCa discord for fun and movie night: discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: surprise keto snacks
low: dropped class

weirdo’s high-low
high: teacher of the year
low: school soft lockdown

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is the flame breath a natural power of the unicorn, a reaction to something, or a spell it cast?
– is it really inflation or is it corporate greed?? something tells me stock holders are doing just fine
– is it really a murder investigation/trial if no tables are slammed in the process?
– is it really a day off if you don’t get to relax? follow-up: best relaxation pro-tips.
– my new phone is 20% more phone than my old phone and I’m annoyed by how awkward that is to hold
– what’s your favourite defense strategy for litigation and why is it “smoke bomb your way off the stand”
– would you rather get stung by a bee once a day, in a random location on your body? or have a chicken head growing out of your shoulder that you cannot remove?
– what if…stay with me here…dinosaur tentacle porn?
– who IS the mystery guest?!?

FALL IN LOVE

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
weirdo: mind
rafe: mind

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the equalizer 2 (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3766354)
rafe 5/10
weird 6/10
SONGS – part two

NEXT MOVIE – the little things (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10016180)
NEXT SONGS – little

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