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Overheating – The Dangers of Climate Change

QUICK HITS
cosby’s free. climate change is heating everything. this world is going to hell. also caleb’s swims, weight, new jersey trip, and running. some icre cream, some high school stuff, theme parties, and THIGHSTOP. and SHEATH. also rafe rants about office doors, 90hard aka 75hard mark 2, the covid-19 delta variant, amazon prime day, and people talking about her voice and body in non-creepy ways.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: doggy lover
low: prime day purchases

caleb’s high-low
high: running man
low: weight

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are your favorite directions you’ve ever received along the lines of “we’re in the back of the building behind the bojangles”?
– what’s the worst pain you’ve felt so far in life?
– what’s the worst pain you are planning for that you have coming?
– describe/what-is or would be your perfect foot fetish video?
– why is it so fucking hot
– since cosby is free again, is jello pudding uncanceled?
– how much money would it take to convince you to force feed a grown adult their favorite food that they are currently refusing to eat.
– OMG 4 WEEKS TO NEW OLD FINAL FANTASY LETS GOOOOO
– should I feel bad because I’ve been enjoying this mild-ass summer down here in the devil’s armpit?
– what’s a good hot, hot topic for the podcast?
– what is the worst board game you have played that you would play again?
– is a swimming pool still a swimming pool without a deep end? shouldn’t it just be a wading pool?
– how deep does the water need to be for there to be a deep end?
– are insurance costs so high now because the majority of people have been eating apples and keeping the doctors away, which means they have to charge more?
– is it wrong to eat soup in the summer? what’s the best kind of summer soup?
– is there anything more pirate like than two people arguing on a sloop for 3 hours?
– what’s worse, having something you don’t want or wanting something you can’t have?
– will the folks dealing with this heat wave learn from this experience and not be snarky the next time the south gets iced over?
– what’s the best fruit to have fall on your head at a height of 25’ off a tree.
– what, if any, final fantasies are you familiar with other than 1 and do you have a favorite amongst them?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the mighty quinn (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097880)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – MIGHTY FIGHTY
manfred mann – the mighty quinn

NEXT MOVIE – glory (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097441)
NEXT SONGS – GLORY BATTLE

Take Rafe Bowling Please

QUICK HITS
caleb usurps the entire first half of the episode to discuss his family, billy (but not that billy), bowling, swimming, board and brew, top golf, cats, and cars. if that wasn’t enough, rafe chimes in about bowling, but also what is juneteenth (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/juneteenth-is-now-a-national-holiday-how-did-it-come-to-pass), give a quick doggy lover update, has started watching loki (no spoilers), and a very busy amazon prime day.- amazon prime day

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: summer solstice
low: money

caleb’s high-low
high: billy hangout
low: palm and tire

HOT HOT TOPICS
– CHAOS
– tell a cool cool story of this week!
– what are your thoughts on a single tiny cheesecake for work breakfast?
– what’s the “best” movie title you can come up with by playing this game — “ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with ‘foreskin'”
– which RPG has a soundtrack you absolutely love?
– I need a full trailer for super robot wars 30 you guys HOLY SHIT ITS A 2021 RELEASE DATE WHERE IS IT
– is it ethical to leverage a person’s opposition to something to persuade them to support a different policy that they might otherwise oppose?
– why is verizon the worst? early day at work but no internet
– what’s the nicest way to say “stop asking me damn questions if you’re not going to pay attention when I fucking answer them”?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – for queen & country (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097373)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10

NEXT MOVIE – the mighty quinn (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097880)
NEXT SONGS – MIGHTY FIGHTY

Is This the End of the Podcast?

QUICK HITS
we need to bring back “huge god dammit.” also is this the end of the podcast?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes
low: eat all the things

caleb’s high-low
high: parents
low: sourdough bread

HOT HOT TOPICS
– favorite guest over the past 4 months
– when is the price of lumber going to go down?
– what’s the best way to tell a 5 year old to shut the fuck up?
– what was your most memorable (summer or other) vacation?
– why does my wife always want to play dr mario when all it does is make her mad at me
– is it weird to have a birthday party and/or cake for your car?
– if the A/C stops working and the office takes 3 days to send someone to check it out, can I teabag my landlord?
– if we have bummer summer, what a tag for winter would be?
– is waffle wouse or denny’s the better venue for your crew to throw down with your rivals?
– where is the line between cake, ice cream, and ice cream cake?
– how many injuries should I have at work before finding a new profession
– most influential book you all have ever read and why
– do you think phoebe cates is remembered by more people for her work in gremlins, drop dead fred or the fast times pool scene?
– have you ever had to cheer someone else up and realized you needed to hear the same things you were saying to them?
– over/under on my bonus stream run taking less than 5 hours
– what point in the day do you just say “fuck it, I’m not getting anything accomplished” and go back to playing games?
– what should I do to celebrate catching up on the podcast?
– who does rafe hate when caleb is unavailable? does she just hate him in absentia? or does the rage get distributed?
– best episode of parking lot wars?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – cry freedom (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092804)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is crying and caleb is freedom
deep forest – freedom cry

NEXT MOVIE – for queen & country (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097373)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is queen and caleb is country

Cucumbers and Hops (feat. picklesandbeer)

QUICK HITS
one of these days, the guests will be gone. and you’ll miss them. BUT FOR NOW – enjoy the time with picklesandbeer. rafe brings the #BummerSummer energy and everyone else is bummed about it. watch caleb and picklesandbeer on twitch for the FFR spring tournament third place trophy!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: me time
low: vinegar bath

caleb’s high-low
high: um, actually
low: cicada encounter

pickles’ high-low
high: FFR semi-finals
low: FFR loss

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do I love cucumbers but hate pickles? sort of related, why is my nickname for my wife “pickle”
– what is something about your hometown you were well into your adulthood before it clicked was not a universal experience?
– why couldn’t I figure out a better way to phrase that question?
– what is your favorite type of beer? (personally I like anything that isn’t a porter or stout)
– what is the best way to eat a burger when it is just a little too tall for your mouth?
– what’s one thing you want to be worldwide famous for?
– when is the next super robot wars game and will it have macross and can we finally evolve away from the z engine
– what is the best brand and type of beer and pickles to enjoy together
– is the most satisfying thing in the world a bitchy customer being told you were right by your manager?
– when you go to lion’s choice and order 2 roast beef sandwiches, side of mac/cheese, and a large drink, but end up with 1 roast beef sandwich, mac and cheese, and fries, then go back to correct the order but then are just given 2 additional roast beef sandwiches, another mac and cheese, and large drink, do you eat all 3 roast beef sandwiches, drink both drinks, eat the fries, and both mac and cheeses?
– if you are a salesperson looking to sell your product to an office, how many corners should you cut when ordering lunch? how about a big ol pile of sammich fixings with no bread? that’ll work out right?
– I don’t wanna. Do I HAVE to?
– can I give all this rain a rain check? I’m sure I’ll want it in august, but having a year’s supply in may and june is a little much.

FALL IN LOVE

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
pickles: workout!
caleb: JFK assassination
rafe: weight loss goal

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – hard lessons: the george mckenna story (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091106)
pickles 7/10
caleb 6.25/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONGS – rafe is hard caleb is lesson
queen – it’s a hard life

NEXT MOVIE – cry freedom (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092804)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is crying and caleb is freedom

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