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Choke the Flowbee

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QUICK HITS
caleb is mad about a hotel. rafe is happy about slang for penis. they both liked the movie. they talk about the trump indictments and the future of global climate, and also hopefully a good thing for the teamsters at UPS. all in all, not a bad time.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: haircut community stream
low: climate change

caleb’s high-low
high: saturday birthday
low: weekend bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– can a tire change rafe?
– hyperbole is literally the worst thing in the world!
– it’s not taking me as long to move/pack as I had anticipated. why is that?
– when was the last time, if ever, you had it dawn on you that something was a bad habit/compulsive behavior rather than something you actually enjoyed doing?
– there are a lot of great looking video games coming out soon. how should one focus their time to try and play all the awesome new titles while still maintaining some sort of life balance?
– at what age is it your responsibility vs you child’s when he forgets his medicine after being repeatedly asked to make sure before he left to pack it?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – cool runnings (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106611)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – reggae
bob marley – three little birds (don’t worry about a thing)

NEXT MOVIE – hostage for a day (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110060)
NEXT SONGS – “a day”

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Just Make it Through the Night

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the senate tried to protect women’s abortion rights and it failed. y’all need to stay the hell away from rafe’s uterus. caleb and rafe are both filling the void with shopping, like butcherbox, amazon, and men’s clothes shopping. caleb got a new cook book! about bread! bread science by emily buehler. caleb is watching a new netflix show that reminds him of stephen king. rafe has way too many amazon returns. they talk about masks at concert venues, baseball games, and movie theaters. caleb had a great experience at the theater. so many rants. also rafe learns what boosting can mean. “there are no bugs; we’re all going to die.”

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: headset
low: too hot and also abortion rights are too limited

caleb’s high-low
high: spending money & midnight mass
low: disney+ or internet? and d&d

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when is nap time?
– do I have to go to work?
– if you were building a new instrument, what color would you stain the wood?
– why is magic so magicy?
– do I need to cosplay as bubble boy if I want to go to live concerts again? and if so, tell me why I shouldn’t get into the mosh pit
– do you believe in conspiracies? chemtrails? aliens? werewolves and vampires that are pining away their whole lives for a generic teenager?
– why did my brother’s ex-gf send me a dick pic of some dude she was planning to screw that night?
– how can so many bad things happen to a person when that person is clearly just “being themselves” despite all the haters?
– why do all these people I date have thoughts and feelings of their own? why don’t they just do everything I want and only ever things for me?
– my boss asked me to interfere in an ongoing legal dispute with an ex employee that is also my friend. how terrible is that friend for not liking me butting in and cancelling travel plans with me? how dare they not appreciate all the valuable time I spent with them. clearly this entire chain of events is my bosses fault. (reminder: hot hot saga is all about a single person and they are unfortunately real)

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – coneheads (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – head
aquabats – cat with 2 heads

NEXT MOVIE – wayne’s world 2 (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525)
NEXT SONGS – world

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The Ocean Is On Fire

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did you know the ocean is on fire? #BummerSummer guys. also rafe stubbed her toe. #BummerSummer.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: doggy lover
low: #BummerSummer

caleb’s high-low
high: potato salad
low: feeling shitty

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is an abbreviation you regularly use that will be incomprehensible without reference material in 70 years?
– did you rent games in your youth? and if so what was your most hated rigged rental that you still rented out of stubbornness. (a game that was almost impossible to complete during a rental period, be it difficult/cheap or seemingly impossible)
– fuck this shit
– uhm.. is comfort food ever healthy?
– shut the fuck up about all your fucking family drama I’m going to lunch late already I don’t want to spend 40 fucking minutes listening to you fucking complain about every other doctor you see and your mother in law and the cops
– suppose you’re placing a carryout order over the phone, and you have a name that is basically impossible to distinguish over the phone. you instead choose a common name to place your order and pick it up. what name do you choose?
– follow up to last week, is it legal anywhere to set someone on fire?
– does anyone think us falling an hour behind has anything to do with us waiting an extra hour to start? not around these parts we fucking don’t
– how many times do you need a doctor’s office to tell you “we aren’t doing that because it’s illegal” before you get the fucking hint
– how much awful bullshit has to happen before it’s ok for you to quit someone else’s job for them?
– at what temperature does it stop being socially acceptable to dance naked in the rain?
– If you ask your significant other to start an OnlyFans, what would be written on your tombstone?
– how many fucking jobs do you want to do at once while listening to different bosses say “well I didn’t tell you to do this job so stop doing it and do mine”

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – glory (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097441)
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – GLORY BATTLE
the clash – death or glory

NEXT MOVIE – heart condition (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099750)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is heart and rafe is condition

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Overheating – The Dangers of Climate Change

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cosby’s free. climate change is heating everything. this world is going to hell. also caleb’s swims, weight, new jersey trip, and running. some icre cream, some high school stuff, theme parties, and THIGHSTOP. and SHEATH. also rafe rants about office doors, 90hard aka 75hard mark 2, the covid-19 delta variant, amazon prime day, and people talking about her voice and body in non-creepy ways.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: doggy lover
low: prime day purchases

caleb’s high-low
high: running man
low: weight

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are your favorite directions you’ve ever received along the lines of “we’re in the back of the building behind the bojangles”?
– what’s the worst pain you’ve felt so far in life?
– what’s the worst pain you are planning for that you have coming?
– describe/what-is or would be your perfect foot fetish video?
– why is it so fucking hot
– since cosby is free again, is jello pudding uncanceled?
– how much money would it take to convince you to force feed a grown adult their favorite food that they are currently refusing to eat.
– OMG 4 WEEKS TO NEW OLD FINAL FANTASY LETS GOOOOO
– should I feel bad because I’ve been enjoying this mild-ass summer down here in the devil’s armpit?
– what’s a good hot, hot topic for the podcast?
– what is the worst board game you have played that you would play again?
– is a swimming pool still a swimming pool without a deep end? shouldn’t it just be a wading pool?
– how deep does the water need to be for there to be a deep end?
– are insurance costs so high now because the majority of people have been eating apples and keeping the doctors away, which means they have to charge more?
– is it wrong to eat soup in the summer? what’s the best kind of summer soup?
– is there anything more pirate like than two people arguing on a sloop for 3 hours?
– what’s worse, having something you don’t want or wanting something you can’t have?
– will the folks dealing with this heat wave learn from this experience and not be snarky the next time the south gets iced over?
– what’s the best fruit to have fall on your head at a height of 25’ off a tree.
– what, if any, final fantasies are you familiar with other than 1 and do you have a favorite amongst them?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the mighty quinn (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097880)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – MIGHTY FIGHTY
manfred mann – the mighty quinn

NEXT MOVIE – glory (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097441)
NEXT SONGS – GLORY BATTLE

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