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Simply Having a Wonderful Podcast

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caleb and rafe both had pretty damn good weeks. some wedding stuff, pokemon go community day, and a SUPER SECRET SPECIAL WORK PROJECT. but caleb also had some sucky stuff like migraines and taxes and a covid bummer. rafe had happy times with brony, a new friend, ketokey factory bakery, mistletoe mixup, and OSHA. HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: all the good things
low: watching derek

caleb’s high-low
high: pokemon with the furies
low: vitamin d low

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do you want a lot for christmas or is there just one thing you need? do you care about the presents underneath the christmas tree?
– owen wilson
– is mistletoe curable by antibiotics, or is surgery required?
– what was your favorite part of the office christmas party? was it the 20 year old who showed up drunk, the co-worker that got drunk and slept with a sleazy contractor, your office manager almost getting in a fist fight in the casino, the 60 year old RN putting a banana hammock on over his suit, or the grilled cheese and tomato soup shooters?
– what OT level is baby jesus?
– I keep making sure to stay as miserable as possible and remove any possible joy from my life, but for some reason that just makes me more miserable. clearly this is the fault of both capitalism and america.
– my brother is watching my animals over christmas vacation. if my son’s goldfish dies while we’re away, does my brother have to pay for the funeral?
– if santa knows everyone in the world, does he know the identity, and whereabouts of one cotton eye joe? no one seems to know where he came from, or where he went. the manhunt continues.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – man on fire (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328107)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – THREE CHRISTMAS SONGS!!!
angela lansbury – we need a little christmas
transiberian orchestra – wizards in winter
tabernacle choir – hallelujah from handel’s messiah

NEXT MOVIE – the manchurian candidate (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368008)
NEXT SONGS – chinese song

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Cigabitch (feat. Billy but not that Billy)

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rafe dragged billy (but not that billy) onto the show in another attempt to not feel so alone in the world. maybe it’s working. rafe finished a game, boyfriend dungeon, which never happens so this is a momentus occasion. also we got a new covid variant, omnicron, so that’s cool. dr. oz is running for senate in pennsylvania, merck’s molnupiravir may help or hurt you, and the santa speedo sprint in albany is this saturday! https://www.albany.com/event/santa-speedo-sprint-29514/
and la croix is no longer being sued about insecticides, but this makes rafe go on a tangent about preservatives and natural flavor. hooray!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: boy and game
low: boy

will’ high-low
high: renfair
low: eagles lost

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best spice girl? and why is it sporty.
– why did we do elf on a shelf? now I have 25 days of shit to figure out what this stupid thing is doing every night
– it’s our last day on the island today and I don’t want to go to work when I come home. what are some solid excuses I can use to call off work on thursday & friday?
– why is the worst part of long distance relationships having to head back home?
– how many times should you have to fill out the same forms for it to count?
– if I didn’t keep the diet for a full day, does it even count? related: what is the best lunch for a heart full of rage at mindless incompetent bureaucracy? I think my job is trying to fight with fizzle’s for worst run.
– george jetson’s dad is going to get busy to make george’s july 31st, 2022 birthdate, so that means flying cars and homes high in the sky soon, so does this mean 1: with the current state of the world, what wrecked the world to make us ascend into the sky, and B: with homes in the sky, does everyone join the mile high club by default?
– what’s your favorite color to cough up?
– what’s the most phallic shaped thing you’ve had in your mouth that wasn’t a dick?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – john q (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251160)
will 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
NEXT SONGS – johns

MOVIE – antwone fisher (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168786)
NEXT SONGS – fish

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Stress Eating and You – An Exploration

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caleb had a banner with with double D&D, boxing, lots of food, going on a date, and watching black widow. but #BummerSummer about some wedding stuff about the rehearsal dinner, and the impact of boxing. rafe has an eye twitch, there’s some weird talk about skin in italy that has covid-19, and more covid-19 paranoia with forced conference room meetings, and also rafe goes on a huge tangent about windows 11 and microsoft mishaps. but man, the #BummerSummer continues for sure.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: d&d
low: everything?

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d x2
low: rehearsal dinner

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is margherita just fancy branding for cheese pizza?
– what’s the best taco protein? steak? fish? pork?
– what is the best way to eat a hamburger?
– how long do you buy ice from a convenience store instead of just fixing the stupid machine?
– how do I eat my feelings when I’m not hungry
– is swearing a blood oath against a restaurant chain for taking your favorite dish excessive if they still have plenty of things you like?
– hiccups. fuck ’em
– how long of a vacation is too long?
– how do I get more structure in my life? the dog isn’t helping.
– when does the vacuuming end?
– how fast is too fast to eat a 4 lb tub of peanut butter?
– how big of a house spider is “too big” and when do you get worried about how they’re getting so large
– how loose is the definition of either “cereal” or “breakfast food”
– super robot wars 30 is getting a western release, which due to the laws of bandai namco means it will suck major ass. how do I deal with this sudden crippling depression.
– megaman universe kart racer

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – heart condition (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099750)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – caleb is heart and rafe is condition
pete yorn – strange condition

NEXT MOVIE – mo’ better blues (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100168)
NEXT SONGS – favorite blues songs

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