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Our Customer Journey

QUICK HITS
dragon warrior randomizer, peaches, food review, bachelor party planning, bummer summer, everything is on fire! and final fantasy randomizer, and so many

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto
low: heat

caleb’s high-low
high: white shirt party
low: party food

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is fizzle this universes comic book guy, but gundam
– is there a song or a sound or a smell that reminds you of something embarrassing or unpleasant? example when I was a kid I was on the third stage of castlevania. and with no rhyme or reason my brother vomited all over my bare leg.
– how many passes did it take before you read this headline correctly?
https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1427498520513327131
– why are republicans?
– why are blue flames hotter than red flames?
– what’s the best buzzword bukkake you can come up with that means literally nothing
– is punching a doctor bad? what if their dumb fuck ass deserves it for being an oblivious shitbag?
– is shitting my pants in rage a constructive way to confront the fact that I’m working through lunch today because it’s coming
– should I be allowed to yell about people at fizzle’s place of employment? and why do you agree that the answer is yes?
– where in the phrase “yes you stupid fucking shithead” do insert the word “doctor” to maintain professionalism

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – much ado about nothing (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107616)
caleb 7.75/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – nothing battle

NEXT MOVIE – the pelican brief (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107798)
NEXT SONGS – BIRD SONGS

Cucumbers and Hops (feat. picklesandbeer)

QUICK HITS
one of these days, the guests will be gone. and you’ll miss them. BUT FOR NOW – enjoy the time with picklesandbeer. rafe brings the #BummerSummer energy and everyone else is bummed about it. watch caleb and picklesandbeer on twitch for the FFR spring tournament third place trophy!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: me time
low: vinegar bath

caleb’s high-low
high: um, actually
low: cicada encounter

pickles’ high-low
high: FFR semi-finals
low: FFR loss

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do I love cucumbers but hate pickles? sort of related, why is my nickname for my wife “pickle”
– what is something about your hometown you were well into your adulthood before it clicked was not a universal experience?
– why couldn’t I figure out a better way to phrase that question?
– what is your favorite type of beer? (personally I like anything that isn’t a porter or stout)
– what is the best way to eat a burger when it is just a little too tall for your mouth?
– what’s one thing you want to be worldwide famous for?
– when is the next super robot wars game and will it have macross and can we finally evolve away from the z engine
– what is the best brand and type of beer and pickles to enjoy together
– is the most satisfying thing in the world a bitchy customer being told you were right by your manager?
– when you go to lion’s choice and order 2 roast beef sandwiches, side of mac/cheese, and a large drink, but end up with 1 roast beef sandwich, mac and cheese, and fries, then go back to correct the order but then are just given 2 additional roast beef sandwiches, another mac and cheese, and large drink, do you eat all 3 roast beef sandwiches, drink both drinks, eat the fries, and both mac and cheeses?
– if you are a salesperson looking to sell your product to an office, how many corners should you cut when ordering lunch? how about a big ol pile of sammich fixings with no bread? that’ll work out right?
– I don’t wanna. Do I HAVE to?
– can I give all this rain a rain check? I’m sure I’ll want it in august, but having a year’s supply in may and june is a little much.

FALL IN LOVE

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
pickles: workout!
caleb: JFK assassination
rafe: weight loss goal

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – hard lessons: the george mckenna story (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091106)
pickles 7/10
caleb 6.25/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONGS – rafe is hard caleb is lesson
queen – it’s a hard life

NEXT MOVIE – cry freedom (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092804)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is crying and caleb is freedom

Bassists Do It Best (feat. GregglyPuff)

QUICK HITS
well, well, well. caleb keeps winning races and coming up against more opponents, so once again there’s a fantastic guest on the show – gregglypuff! a man of many talents, including FFR speedracing, bass guitar, and tiktoks. rafe takes some time to talk about home depot, striking out with boys, and cisco voice recordings. caleb had a bird adventure, played a family edition cards against humanity, and discusses memorial day and and tony’s chocolonely. go watch gregglypuff with twinstrumental on youtube and on twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/greggly_puff

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: pants
low: don’t feel good

caleb’s high-low
high: a nice day out
low: lost to fizzle

greg’s high-low
high: bass pedal get
low: pandemic body wrecker

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s worse: anticipation of something great, or missing it once it’s over?
– is there such a thing as too many fresh garden tomatoes?
– and a gregglypuff special – best band to listen to for bass?
– what is the best game to play with a deck of standard playing cards?
– compliment until you hear screaming.
– what was your first job when you were 13 and why wasn’t it “covert sniper reporting to the CIA general in ’50s vietnam”?
– is there anything more bromantic than doing one last meth with your best bro for old times sake?
– greggy when are you going to make music your full time job? you and @LCB are quite amazing.
– when am I going to be on the show again :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FALL IN LOVE

13. if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
greg: how to be the most successful version of yourself
caleb: is this going to work out?
rafe: memestock

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – power (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091786)
greg no watch
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – POWER BATTLE
the offspring – killboy powerhead

NEXT MOVIE – hard lessons: the george mckenna story (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091106)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is hard caleb is lesson

LyricalFoodBash (feat. LordFizzlebeef)

QUICK HITS
finally, finally, lordfizzlebeef gets his own episode. with one race down and possible two to go in the final 8 FFR spring tournament bracket, things are heating up! fizzle does poetry, everyone sinks into bummer summer, and there’s more FFR racing talk.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wote and tentacles
low: masks

caleb’s high-low
high: winery
low: going to work

fizzle’s high-low
high: online dating
low: RNG bullshit and family moving

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which robutt NPC is the best and why?
– if you could design a giant robot based on the stereotypical american, what would it be?
I think it’d be big hero 6 robot, but it wouldn’t provide healthcare (that’s unamerican). it would dispense fried food and dipping sauces instead
– so really the hothottopic is; what dipping sauces are best of you don’t want to ruin your robot?
– should bobutts use lasers, missles, or melee weapons to destroy a bad boss and former place of employment?
– what is the correct way to write “hot, hot topic?” and should I actually follow it?
– is mackerel deadly and why?
– do it live
– BONUS HOT TOPIC: fuck whatever fizzle just said, who’s up for being positive
– bonus hot topic: each list 3 good things about fizzle
– my brother just was deployed to japan what trinkets or souvenirs should I ask for, and why
– is it appropriate to eat your coworker food from the company fridge if you have been locked in after hours?
– what is the most “work function” appropriate way to go down a slip and slide. also, what’s the best way to go down a slip and slide at a work function.
– who’s the best person ever and why is it fizzle?
– what’s a girl gotta do to have a skype dance party?
– how much blood is too much blood for the doctor to want to take in one go?

FALL IN LOVE

23. how close and warm is your family? do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?
fizzle: close, yes
caleb: close, warm
rafe: happier

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – a soldier’s story (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088146)
fizzle 7/10
caleb 7/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONGS – caleb is soldier and rafe is story
brandi carlile – the story

NEXT MOVIE – power (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091786)
NEXT SONGS – POWER BATTLE

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