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Solario Strikes Back (feat. solariorex)

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a returning guest? they must love punishment – solariorex is back for another exciting podcast episode! creamy cereal, hacking gas, banner weekends, and lots of love. also strategies for final fantasy randomizer (FFR) on the 2021 chaos comedy tour spring tournament.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: guest bed
low: 7mm bolts

caleb’s high-low
high: email snafu
low: stomach fuckup

solario’s high-low
high: great weekend
low: patch ripped from arm

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized calebs or a single rafe-sized duck? what if the fight takes place in a pool?
– do you think there will ever be a video game movie to be legit amazing? I for the life of me can’t think of a single one.
– what’s more impressive? a great movie based on a bad video game OR a great video game based on a bad movie?
– gas, should it go into a plastic bag for safe keeping?
– why is everyone a god damn linguistics professor this morning
– what’s the best rate for taking yourself out on dates to perfectly straddle that line between depressed and broke. assume forever alone to ideally hone the ratio in over time.
– how does someone get out of quicksand?
– who is the best chef in any anime/manga and why is it yukihira soma?
– is hot topic (the retail store specializing in alternative themed clothing and accessories) still a hot topic (a point that many people are discussing or debating)?
– who would you rather be locked up in a room with, an angry 3 meters tall lady or two angry 1.5 meters tall ladies?

FALL IN LOVE

10. if you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
solario: school learning
caleb: no slappy
rafe: healthy foods

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – carbon copy (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082138)
solario 2.5/10
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – COPY BATTLE
orange caramel – my copycat

NEXT MOVIE – license to kill (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087617)
NEXT SONGS – LICENSE BATTLE

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Toad’s a Bitch (feat. asher1611)

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caleb is battling in the first bracket round of final fantasy randomizer’s spring tournament against asher1611, our lovely guest this week. #BummerSummer also the first denzel washington movie! we learn a lot about asher and a bit more about final fantasy randomizer.

go watch asher on twitch.tv/asher1611

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: raising cane’s
low: boy drama

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: weight blah

asher’s high-low
high: kids better at a game
low: job sad

HOT HOT TOPICS
– with mudvayne doing a reunion tour have we all gone 20 years back to the past
– at what level does asher evolve into ashest?
– with everything returning to “normal” what is the first concert / convention / large group activity do you want to do
– is it possible to use all your energy for the next day the previous night
– why on earth has everyone been so fuzzy-headed in my life lately? am I bringing ill-fortune to those I’m closest to?
– which year is worse 2020 or 2021 and why
– blue algae as a health drink ingredient. fucking WHY.
– do you keep wrapping paper from your christmas presents, and if you do what exactly do you do with it?
– at what age does the body seem to go from down hill to just dropping off the platue
– what’s the right temperature to cook a steak to, and why is it med-rare
– why is it physically draining to be in the rain for hours despite loving the downpour?
– what would I have to do to get fizz to adopt me as a nephew? how many farms do I have to run, conveyor belts attached to mountains and episodes of gundam watched before it happens?
– if all politicians do is blow hot air… why aren’t they blaming each other for global warming?
– what would it take for caleb to wear fishnets and why won’t he release the pics?
– should I invest in LFB stock?
– how many fights is too many in a hockey game?
– is 7 within the first 5 minutes on pace to meet/exceed your expectations

FALL IN LOVE

22. alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. share a total of five items.
asher: wife gushy love
caleb: scientist gushy love
rafe: the perfect man

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – wilma (1977) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076923/)
asher 6/10
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.25/10
SONGS – RUNNING BATTLE
sheryl crow – run baby run (tuesday night music club)

NEXT MOVIE – carbon copy (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082138)
NEXT SONGS – COPY BATTLE

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The One and Only Dani

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two big reveals this week – a lovely guest DANI!!!! more final fantasy randomizer love, and the next actor for #RaHaCa! denzel washington! cooking, verizon sucks, rafe has gardening problems, caleb has dishwasher nonsense, and everyone please watch perfect strangers on hulu. also some hilarious twitch drama, and cookies. and taco bell. and pants.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: new offspring album, “let the bad times roll”
low: why doesn’t everyone lover her

caleb’s high-low
high: otterbein’s
low: home depot dishwasher & verizon sucks

dani’s high-low
high: ffr buddies
low: spring tournie hand fuckup

HOT HOT TOPICS
– cragar or fifteen52 – which turbofan wheels are the ugliest?
– at what point do we just say “screw it” and all agree that pants are the worst idea in the history of human fashion? has the pandemic accelerated the inevitable?
– what is the ratio of belts per dream that signifies I have a Satisfactory problem and how do I make it more efficient to eliminate waste
– if the boss calls multiple people and gives them all the same dumbass task, and doesn’t tell you he told anyone else, is it a scavenger hunt to find the other people or is it a race to see who does it first and doesn’t tell anyone.w noting: parts of the task fall far outside my job description.
– since we are dealing with the internet. how obvious must the sarcasm be before you don’t need to /s to show the sarcasm intention?
– what’s the best breakfast sandwich
– does mayo belong on an egg & cheese sandwich
– what is the best song that mentions wheels?

FALL IN LOVE

36. share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
dani: toxic fam
caleb: exercise
rafe: cleaning

SAM ROCKWELL
MOVIE – the one and only ivan (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3661394)
dani 6.5/10
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – rafe is ONE v caleb is only ONLY
the offspring – army of one off their new album, “let the bad times roll”

NEXT MOVIE – wilma (1977) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076923/)
NEXT SONGS – RUNNING BATTLE

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Visit the Dole Pineapple Plant

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what’s that, you say? you want another final fantasy randomizer guest!?!? WELL HERE YOU GO. IT’S SOLARIOREX. puerto rico! learning languages! hawaii and dole’s pineapple plant. band geeks! costco! and falling in love.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lewis healthy life keto bread
low: mark 2 blah

caleb’s high-low
high: learning spanish
low: dishwasher death

mike’s high-low
high: SO MANY
low: covid-19 shot aches

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is caleb afraid of butts?
– if you had a machine that would fully revitalize your health and stamina but you’d be terribly hungry afterwards would you buy one?
– should we turn rick astley into a ROBOT so he can rick roll generations to come
– how much disrespect is too much disrespect?
– fuckin water pressure man, how does it work and how many extra pipes should I attach to make all the pipes work right
– how many ice creams = 1 diabeetus?
– what’s the best way to announce you are in labor other than “oh shit my water broke”
– snow late april global warming or something else?
– how much chrono trigger has @kaldaka been playing lately?
– anyone else ever spend their day watching professional pole dancing competition videos or is it just me?
– what class would you be willing teach and be recognized regionally/nationally/internationally for?

FALL IN LOVE

24. how do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
mike: loves his mom. a beacon <3
caleb: it could be better and working on it
rafe: mom is great!

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – hillbilly elegy (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6772802)
mike 6.25/10
caleb 7/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – hillbilly BATTLE

NEXT MOVIE – the one and only ivan (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3661394)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is ONE v caleb is only ONLY

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