Tag Archive for food

There’s Wedding Stuff

QUICK HITS
we join our heroes as they traverse the wild world. caleb has visiting outlaws, there are adventures in baking, and also physical pains as caleb defends against back attacks and bug bites with toxic damage. rafe has fewer things going on. mostly just keto cooking and her obsession with the youtube channel ketoserts. caleb and rafe had very different experiences with costco.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: meatballs
low: heat

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding stuff
low: spider bite

HOT HOT TOPICS
– thoughts on OF banning and then UNbanning porn?
– will the large infrastructure package working through congress allow my son’s school bus to arrive on time going forward?
– CM punk? CM punk.
– why are FF black mages called black mages when they are in fact blue?
– I need jumper cables for my brain
– how hard would I need to hit myself in the head with a 6 inch cast iron skillet (dumb hands can’t wield the 12 inch) to knock myself the fuck out?
– pick one band that best represents the 90s as a decade.
– what childhood show that hasn’t been remade yet needs to be? on the flipside, what childhood show that has been remade shouldn’t have been?
– new fallout game based in japan. “hell yeah, gonna be badass!” or “whoa there, too soon bro!”
– what’s your favourite amount of delay to see a doctor at an appointment and why is it fucking an hour and 25 minutes
– following up my earlier question, I drove to his school to pick him up, but he already left on the bus. I beat the bus home… barely. do I tell my wife?
– if there is any game music that is ever over played its most definitely Zelda Music.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the pelican brief (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107798)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – BIRD SONGS
ben thornewill – songbirds

NEXT MOVIE – philadelphia (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107818/)
NEXT SONGS – philadelphia songs

Our Customer Journey

QUICK HITS
dragon warrior randomizer, peaches, food review, bachelor party planning, bummer summer, everything is on fire! and final fantasy randomizer, and so many

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto
low: heat

caleb’s high-low
high: white shirt party
low: party food

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is fizzle this universes comic book guy, but gundam
– is there a song or a sound or a smell that reminds you of something embarrassing or unpleasant? example when I was a kid I was on the third stage of castlevania. and with no rhyme or reason my brother vomited all over my bare leg.
– how many passes did it take before you read this headline correctly?
https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1427498520513327131
– why are republicans?
– why are blue flames hotter than red flames?
– what’s the best buzzword bukkake you can come up with that means literally nothing
– is punching a doctor bad? what if their dumb fuck ass deserves it for being an oblivious shitbag?
– is shitting my pants in rage a constructive way to confront the fact that I’m working through lunch today because it’s coming
– should I be allowed to yell about people at fizzle’s place of employment? and why do you agree that the answer is yes?
– where in the phrase “yes you stupid fucking shithead” do insert the word “doctor” to maintain professionalism

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – much ado about nothing (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107616)
caleb 7.75/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – nothing battle

NEXT MOVIE – the pelican brief (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107798)
NEXT SONGS – BIRD SONGS

Bummer Summer

QUICK HITS
lots of talk about cancel culture, how fucked up activision blizzard has been, the best way to cook with heavy cream, rafe’s professional voice, the return of #75hard, caleb getting harassed by bugs, and please watch this about killing birds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gilEP4aJY

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: dentist compliment
low: I’M FAAAAAAAT

caleb’s high-low
high: run
low: gym panic

HOT HOT TOPICS
– all the gold metals given out in tokyo are made of chocolate!
– can we every really get beyond the thunderdome?
– why is caleb so awesome?
– pick a haircut for each other! one rule: you can’t tell caleb to shave the beard off.
– is it possible to throw someone a surprise party when he knows he’s turning 40?
– fuck blizzard and fuck activision
– who’s someone crazy that you’ve had to deal with this week?
– food is the best. what’s the most under-rated or obscure food combination that more people need to know about?
– what’s your favourite dumb reality competition show, bonus points if it’s cooking related
– was MXC the height of comedy and physical challenge?
– does this cactus need more water, more sunlight, or what? (stem is thinning, he used to be fat) [REPOT]
– do you prefer your lawyers with or without katanas? and would you trust a lawyer who can only weakly slap a table, or do they need to be able to pound the table with enough force to shake the room and make people cower in fear?
– when is #bummersummer going to end? I’ve had enough of this ride and would like to get off now. thanks. [NEVER HOW DARE YOU]
– what are the odds that caleb, after last weeks firm stance of having bought final fantasy way too many times already, still picks up the pixel remaster… oh wait never mind

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – ricochet (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102789)
caleb 4.75/10
rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – bouncing battle
sugarcult – bouncing off the walls

NEXT MOVIE – malcolm x (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104797)
NEXT SONGS – songs with X

This is Not a Food Podcast

QUICK HITS
sparkling water, coworker outing, blended corn soup, chubbyemu, AND CHEESE LOVE. and a little #BummerSummer

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes
low: weight

caleb’s high-low
high: suit!
low: RIP mr. sermania

HOT HOT TOPICS
– top 5 kinds of cheese
– what is the best vehicle for cheese, something way more than the sum of its parts
– has anyone tried this and what were the results?
https://discord.com/channels/592469360925343782/592469360925343788/867466931018792981
– whose responsibility is it to clean the dryer lint trap: the last person to use the dryer or the next person?
– fromunda cheese?
– since today is national hot dog day, what’s the proper way to apply condiments to your dog? is it
bun -> condiments -> hotdog, or bun -> hotdog -> condiments
– can HR be competent? (theoretically, I mean)
– why is mac ‘n cheese the best vegetable? but more seriously, if I don’t want to make my own fries, what do I have with my (onion) borgor?
– I need some tips for how to broach the subject of “let me just get a pizza delivered so I can bury my face in it” with my office manager
– it has been zero days since someone asked if our medical office sold guns

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – mo’ better blues (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100168)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – favorite blues songs
janis joplin – piece of my heart

NEXT MOVIE – mississippi masala (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102456)
NEXT SONGS – indian battle

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