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Flavorflation

QUICK HITS
caleb baked so many cookies! rafe wants YOU to make your own cookies. because snacks are getting worse. you can do better. https://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-high-prices-costs-making-food-snacks-sodas-worse-quality-2023-12

caleb considers making the dickens out of some punch. and he’s having some issues with his nuts. also lapcorp waiting room. and caleb cannot relax!! what’s going on with international flights?!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/12/stowaway-flight-denmark-la

word of the week is Mauerbauertraurigkeit! yeah you try saying it.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: screening of “art of a hit”
low: sony headphones

caleb’s high-low
high: screening of “art of a hit”
low: can’t relax

HOT HOT TOPICS
– companies that confirm a reservation that is not available should pay you for your time and for the alternate stuff, in addition to a refund.
– what makes “one night in bangkok” such a banger?
– you sit down at the table for your holiday dinner. you grab a roll (bread, biscuit, whatever your carb of choice) and begin to butter it. at what stage of butter application do you move from inadequate, to sufficient, to overkill, and finally to paula deen levels of butter? where do you, rafe and caleb, find yourself on this scale? does the scale apply for other spreadables too, such as peanut butter and jelly?
– a newly inaugurated school board president in a philadelphia suburb took an oath of office last monday evening by placing her hand on a stack of books that have been targeted by book bans. if you were to hold a public office, what would you choose to be sworn in on?
– should chess be played with various cheeses instead of pieces? and instead of captured you devour your opponents entire board instead? bonus if paired with good wine complementing the cheeses.
– there was controversy in the chess world last year when a player was accused of cheating by having electronic signals sent to the sex toy he was allegedly wearing. the incident, which spurred a lawsuit, was settled in august of this year.
– you’re training for like the champions of champions league of chess to go up against the reigning champion. what would your training montage music be?
– the chess world missed bobby fischer for years. whats your favorite legend of a missing person? could be worldwide like hoffa or personal
– why am I more tired after a day of not doing much than I am after a super long busy day? I think my tired is broken
– I only just now remembered the chessmen cookies by pepperidge farm thanks to your chess prompt.
– what cookie or cookie brand have you eaten that you feel is the most forgettable?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – searching for bobby fischer (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108065)
caleb 7.3/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONG – searching
u2 – I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

NEXT MOVIE – christmas special! it’s a very merry muppet christmas movie (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329737)
NEXT SONG – christmas song within last five song

I’d Rather Eat Cheese

QUICK HITS
the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto donuts/chaffles
low: hospital

caleb’s high-low
high: oktoberfest
low: pee everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– we often over-saturate our language with violent themes or words, ie ‘we killed it’ when doing a great job. what are some great alternatives to everyday violent language/phrases?
– should I really stay up late to get work done when I could sleep and be happy but get yelled at the next day?
– where were you and what were you doing when the FEMA emergency test alert went off?
– studies have shown that people tend to believe the hollywood version of forensic science. these preconceptions could cause problems when selected for a jury. innocent people could be wrongly convicted due to jurors’ misconceptions and guilty people could be acquitted for similar reasons.
– pluckers two hottest flavors of wings are homicide and suicide. what is your name for the hottest wing sauce flavor?
– why am I being attacked by zombies? did the 5g vaccines get to everyone? how do I survive this apocalypse?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder
depeche mode – personal jesus

NEXT MOVIE – shadows & fog (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105378)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is shadows and caleb is fog

Instant Butt

QUICK HITS
alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto strong
low: on call while streaming

caleb’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: dizzy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is today not my day? ferris had a day off and it looked amazing. when is weirdos day off?
– miiiight be related. what’s the worst wardrobe issue you’ve had to deal with?
– what am I gonna do for biweekly entertainment when the last gasps of crypto finish their inevitable and hilarious implosion? I just don’t think AI can fill that gap, y’know?
– the amount of training I have to do for this job is ridiculous. why couldn’t I just get an easier job that paid more
– is it wrong to “accidentally” open my car door a little too far when my neighbor parks their car this close?
– the entire situation with unity. they made the slay the spire devs make a public announcement that revealed a new project and it ended with “we have never made a public statement. this is how badly you fucked up”

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – house of games (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093223)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – scam
TLC – case of the fake people

NEXT MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
NEXT SONGS – change

The Lust Dragon

QUICK HITS
alaska oil is CANCELED. hurricane lee is NOT cancelled. mexico did a good job decriminalizing abortions! there’s a word of the week, caleb had a food faux pas, rafe fubared her food, but all in all, a pretty good week.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: podcast movie night
low: food

caleb’s high-low
high: cookout
low: fish salmon mess

HOT HOT TOPICS
– I recently heard the term “book dragon” to describe people who amass books in their to be read pile and never get around to reading all the books they want to.
– what weird local festivals is your hometown known for?
– anyone else like occasionally draggin ass? or is it just me?
– croissants should be a bread choice with breakfast at more restaurants.
– anyone else like dragon ass? or is it just me?
– what’s a band you like that the radio plays the wrong songs for? i.e. the popular song isn’t their best work.
– who would win in a fight? a dragon or rafe protecting her hoard of cheese?
– family drama has been chewing at my brain for days, beer seems to help, is that the solution to family drama?

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – the last dragon (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461)
caleb 10/10
rafe 9/10
NEXT SONGS – berry gordy song
barrett strong – money (that’s what I want)

NEXT MOVIE – radio days (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093818)
NEXT SONGS – radio

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