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The Spice Wafers Are Gone

QUICK HITS
what do you get when you combine rafe’s flagrant disregard for other people, caleb’s grocery shopping, dentists, and cubicle farms? a crazy episode where caleb literally leaves the call. also talk about lovecraft country, too much work, and a lot of talk about delicious food.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper ramp-up
low: keto break

caleb’s high-low
high: spice cookies
low: ice cream sandwiches

HOT HOT TOPICS
– food
– what are your top 3 favorite types of heroin?
– that feeling of relaxation after I’m shitting myself over being super behind at work but in the process of catching up realize I actually couldn’t have caught up this whole time and it’s the fault of other people dropping the ball
– cheating in video games. plague on society…or what we get for telling every child for the last 15 years that they have never “lost” at anything??
– chicken tenders. original or crispy?
– what company’s money would you be most tempted to accept for a brand deal but ultimately still turn down?
– 2 cellos. brilliant musical act or greatest murderer of bows in the last 100 years.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – standing still (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360016)
caleb 4/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – rafe is standing and caleb is still

NEXT MOVIE – talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415306)
NEXT SONGS – MONSTER BALLAD BATTLE

Rafe, Interrupted

QUICK HITS
rafe tests out voices for ragnarok because she cares too much about what people think. dani has the best taste in gummies. thank you to everyone for coming to the movie on the discord! rafe talks a lot about reddit port. caleb tries to reign in rafe and her ego but it doesn’t work very well.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: butts and pronebone
low: tinder and overworked

caleb’s high-low
high: scientist’s birthday
low: no sleep

HOT HOT TOPICS
– a mouse is eating my bread. do I humanely catch and release it or do I take joy in murdering it as I exact my revenge
– do peanut butter sandwiches need a second ingredient?
– why is it so damn hot, can we declare war on the sun and nuke it from orbit yet?
– is a boat a water truck
– follow up question: how submerged does a truck have to be before it becomes a submarine
– why does anything have to do with the price of cheese in china
– you gotta talk about cake
– why does sonic have the best ice? what makes ice the best ice?
– what object is least likely to survive the trip home from the store?
– why doesn’t panda express serve panda?
– why doesn’t panda express serve food?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – drop dead gorgeous (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503)
caleb 10/10
rafe 10/10
SONGS – amer – I CAN
kaiser chiefs – I can do it without you

NEXT MOVIE – psycho beach party (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206226
NEXT SONGS – my psycho beach party

Relationship Double Stuft

QUICK HITS
caleb is uncomfortable. rafe has sinus pressure. #blacklivesmatter talk and the change we need in america. caleb wants to start a discord exercise channel. baking, classic World of Warcraft, and quarantine hobbies. reddit stuff, tinder, and rafe’s “face” massager. don’t forget to vote for the next actor – https://www.strawpoll.me/20089373

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tomatoes
low: phantom death

caleb’s high-low
high: memory lane through pictures
low: protests and riots

HOT HOT TOPICS
– should role pings be illegal
– give it to rafe or not to give it to rafe?
– is clarb trying out for the role of hagrid in the new harry potter movies?
– rocky IV is the best rocky and best sports film
– is clarb a real person or just rafe using a voice changer?
– would you swap the usa haggis ban for the scotland gun ban – guns or haggis?
– which is better, cheez-its or cheeze whiz
– if mary gives frank 2 apples and henry 4 apples, should she be tried as an enemy of the people and how long should she be sent to the gulags for?
– If I put rafe sticker on clarbs butt, does rafe grab the sticker?
– regular stuffed oreos > double stuft
– annihilation MCU
– veganism is a scam and not really good for you. monsanto, among others, want people to eat exclusively their GMO products so that they can own the intellectual property rights of your dinner.
– meta best hot topic? and why is it this one?
– zombies by the end of the year 2020
– also men don’t express joy very well, or at least as outwardly as women
– hot topiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
– why am I like this? (ask yourself this)
– what is your biggest instance of buyer’s remorse?

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – line of descent (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2257284)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 4.2/10
SONGS – LINE BATTLE
the offspring – way down the line

NEXT MOVIE – the secret of karma (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8079510)
NEXT SONGS – secret war

Terrafirminator

snapchat shoutout
HI AMBET!!

who the fuck starts out a convo with “hi mommy”
cake and ice cream on a paper
a serious play and a DC dinner

rafe’s high-low
high: getting furniture moved around (thanks, brony!!)
low: it’s hot

caleb’s high-low
high: solid date day!
low: job woes

MOVIE – gnomeo and juliet (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377981)
caleb 1.8/10
rafe 3.7/10
SONGS – character related – terrafirminator V.O.
songs ending in -nator
toby turner – falcor the urinator

NEXT MOVIE – child of darkness, child of light (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101576)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is light and rafe is dark

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