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Jenny McCarthy Lied to You (feat. LordFizzlebeef)

QUICK HITS
what happened? where did he go?!?! WE WILL NEVER KNOW but who cares because we have the great fizzle hoorayyyyy!! rafe sucks at brawlhalla, sekiro: shadows die twice is pretty brutal and awesome, and risk of rain 2 is better with company! rafe wants to know, what would you call a general meme channel on discord? hmmmmmm. the new season of letterkenny came out on christmas and rafe has (non-spoiler) opinions, too! play timespinner! go watch fizzle on twitch at twitch.tv/lordfizzlebeef! super robot wars 30 talk! fizzle is amazing! come watch movies with us on sunday nights on our awesome discord discord.gg/Fc6DUze and welcome in the #terrible22s with #RaHaCa

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: steam
low: steam

fizzle’s high-low
high: new year’s movie night
low: work trainee

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how much info is just enough info to figure out definitively who or what OTTO is?
– how do I make 2,534 miles disappear?
– now that the christmas season is past, is rockin’ around the christmas tree really the “new” old fashioned way anymore? or is it just old fashioned?
– how many times does an office need to catch covid before it sinks in that maybe we should help people stay home
– remember to hug your support system (except when you might have covid)
– how much of our current anti-vax nonsense is a consequence of kids being able to get parental excuses to not have to be in biology class for the discussion of evolution? or was that just a thing in the south?
– how much of it was all the anti-vaxx celebs in years past claiming that all the vaxx’s caused autism, etc.??
– what emotion do you think you experience the most?
– if you got a boat, what would you name it and why?
– is it selfish to choose pets over children? this guy thinks so:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/05/pope-couples-choose-pets-children-selfish
– am I being wise or cowardly when not disputing the superintendent’s BS about covid policies where just have faith we won’t get sick?
– how long should my neighbors xmas lights stay up before I go over with a ladder?
– HHT: fuck 2022

FIZZLE TRIES ON THAT CALEB ENERGY. RAFE DOESN’T WANT A HUG. DENZEL WASHINGTON STARS
DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – inside man (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454848)
fizzle 6.5/10
rafe 6.75/10
SONGS – inside songs

NEXT MOVIE – deja vu (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453467)
NEXT SONGS – bomb songs

Gonna Go Ahead and Push

QUICK HITS
remember that time caleb’s cat threw up on the show? and caleb discovered a new fruit called papaw. also twitch got hacked!
https://www.businessinsider.com/major-twitch-hack-breach-leak-source-code-streamer-payments-2021-10

caleb updates us on the wedding work and his bbq sauce and rub names. also weight gain. rafe rants about IT mini fridges, gary’s lovely rub name, dark kerse twitter love, and GO AHEAD AND.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ginger art
low: open mouth, enter foot

caleb’s high-low
high: papaw
low: fast food migraine

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is 10 months an acceptable timeframe to have the rear glass in your vehicle repaired?
– should rice pudding not have raisins, or should it NOT HAVE RAISINS?!?!
– should twitch have raisins or not?
– are you able to pronounce “hot hot topic” and “cool beans” with a stoic expression? try it out!
– if you were a baseball player, what would your “walk-up” song be?
– if capn crunch can have oops! all berries, why can’t raisin bran have oops! all raisins?
– what’s the best way to win over gordon ramsay in a cooking competition and why is it a MURICAN FLAG MADE OUT OF ICING MY COUNTRY TIIIIIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIIIBERTY
– which letter has committed the most war crimes and why is it the letter K?
– is my son’s principal secretly johnny sins? they are both bald and white, and I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the preacher’s wife (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117372)
caleb 4/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – wife fight
emery – after the devil beats his wife

NEXT MOVIE – he got game (19998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124718)
NEXT SONGS – game battle

Revisiting the Past

QUICK HITS
baseball stuff! shopping! rafe’s excited about daviga06 streaming on twitch, caleb has some thoughts on the next actor poll, and also thoughts about haggis? caleb is still on his cooking kick!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: telternhaus
low: lonely

caleb’s high-low
high: card collection
low: death dread

HOT HOT TOPICS
– yard work/gardening relaxing pastime or bane of my existence?
– do we actually have an impact on saving the planet by turning off lights and recycling when huge industries aren’t green? how many people does it take to offset one polluting factory? how does that make you feel?
– summer is the worst season I’m already sweating at 10 am it sucks and I hate it and where’s my water and give me ice cream
– qwerty keyboards on touch screens are dumb
– does nature hate me? the level of which I’m suffering from allergies today sure makes it seem so.
– also, what is wrong with people who hate summer? it’s clearly the best season… and give me ice cream.
– should circumcision be illegal
– if I teach a man to fish and he gets hit by a truck the next morning, should I have just given him a fish?
– people who dislike snow suck
– jimmy fallon
– hot pockets (sing it like red robin!)
– male breast feeding. how do you feel about that?

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – the poison rose (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5862166)
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – rafe is rose; caleb is poison
enya – china roses

NEXT MOVIE – line of descent (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2257284)
NEXT SONGS – LINE BATTLE

Lord Have Mercy, We Have The Greg

greg is on the show greg is on the show greg is on the showwwwww. we’re talking about THE greg, the gang tries to highlight the great things greg is doing on twitch and twitter but rafe manages to sully the good times by talking about bathroom blowjobs. greg gets in a few words about on tour now, his awesome show where he plays video games with bands. they do a bit of tinder and a bit of movie voices and impersonations. brony and caleb compare world of warcraft achievement points and everyone makes fun of the sam rockwell movie. songs were about the darker side of human nature. prostitutes, mostly. caleb has a bright place in his real life about homeless folks and rafe tries to ruin it by saying giving food to homeless people can be illegal. greg’s a lot of fun, talks about comedians and his show and everyone has a great time. they run a little long but GREG IS WORTH IT. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 1, 2015

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