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The Australian Invasion

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hey have you guys bought the limited’s album? NO? are you INSANE? go buy “the coffin or the suitcase” HERE: https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase you won’t regret it! the limited are amazing and we love them. also come enjoy time with rafe and ruku, as they navigate the united states together and delve into the true meaning of valentine’s day. happy valentine’s dayyyyy!

HIGH LOWS
ruku’s high-low
high: MURICA
low: flying

rafe’s high-low
high: ruku in MURICA
low: work

HOT HOT TOPICS
– flowers or chocolate, pick one
– what is a good non-traditional gift to give for valentine’s day? besides flowers, jewelry, and/or candy.
– on a scale of one to ten, how annoyed should I be that a medical emergency last night kept me from having valentine’s day doughnuts and hot chocolate with one of my partners? what about on the sadness axis? (I am fine, for the record, but it was one of those “this is just enough of a problem to merit medical attention and testing” situations.)
– valentines day helps florists and hallmark, I’d rather celebrate the death of captain cook, what other holiday do you refuse to celebrate, or celebrate something else instead
– fuck valentines day?
– fuck on valentine’s day?
– blowing bubbles
– did you have a hs sweetheart? what happened?
– cheese for valentine’s day?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.womenshealthmag.com/relationships/a40273625/questions-to-fall-in-love/
14. is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? why haven’t you done it?
ruku: DONE, DID IT.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – mr. holland’s opus (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111359)
ruku 7/10
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – high school band/orchestra songs
vivaldi – concerto in a minor
ruku – metallica – enter sandman

NEXT MOVIE – down periscope (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116130)
NEXT SONG – down songs

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Nobody’s Talking About Ohio

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MORBS AND JORBS. rafe has updates about her teeth and streaming. caleb is distraught over the train in ohio. there’s a return of the low mood but at least alvin ailey and rasiki were fire.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: filipino ube treats
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: date night, best indian food
low: garbage disposal

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how lazy can you be in customer service that all you do when a problem is reported, is to copy paste (sometimes adjust a few words so it doesnt look like you just copy pasted) the same error explanation that is found when the thing goes wrong, which is the same located in the help area for said thing going wrong?
– how is it that people still dont contact the place that holds their money and instead insists on contacting the people taking it to find out if they took it yet
– if you were close to blind in just one eye, how much would you drive?
– kansas city chiefs: how much whining should be allowed by a team that wins the super bowl?
– even if it’s windy out, shorts in 60 degree weather is still properly flipping off Winter, aye?
– all job listings should post an accurate account how much the position pays so that job seekers aren’t wasting time applying for a job that doesn’t pay well or doesn’t fit their requirements.
– forgetting your son is in basketball playoffs until the day before the big game and making your office staff scramble to reschedule your whole ass day of patients: great doctor or greatest parent?
– why does the food that is the worst for you have to taste so good?
– should his face be red?
– why does subway, worst of the fast food sandwich chains, sometimes slap?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – she’s having a baby (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096094)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.75/10
SONGS – baby
led zeppelin – I can’t quit you baby

NEXT MOVIE – the great outdoors (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095253)
NEXT SONGS – nature

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Your Valentine (feat. DaddyLarp)

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how many men can rafe bring on the podcast? today we have daddylarp (yes, DADDY) talking about all things love. after all, this was recorded on valentine’s day. gotta stay topical. rafe still rants a lot about college, papers, and hanging up on people. the end of #75hard mark4. adam has a revelation about getting older and the effort to stay healthy. adam forces a girl to hold his hand. we discover adam and rafe both love romcoms! adam gives some really good advice, both for romance and for self care. they both just started playing lost ark and rafe wants all the people to come play with her! please check out adam’s awesome online stuff like his two podcasts and his twitch stream.

daddylarp’s podcasts:
topic cast
two weebs in a pod
twitch link! https://twitch.tv/daddylarp

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: 75hard mark4
low: doctors amirite

adam’s high-low
high: boss battle
low: aging

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best meal you’ve ever had on v-day or a date in general? cock doesn’t count rafe
– is 50 cent only worth 5 cents because he was hanging upside down?
– roses are red; lightbulbs are lit; it’s fucking monday; I’m not prepared for this hot topic shit
– this day is dumb and I hate it a little more every year. who’s with me?
– what do you do with all of your extra free time when you get sent home because they had to evacuate the street because of a “suspicious” package
– was bingo the dog or the farmer?
– I only gained 6 lbs after 6 weeks of eating sweets and junk food nearly everyday, what’s your best success story involving 2 dozen ice cream sandwiches?
– why is it so hard to find really tiny bottles to use as ink wells? aren’t tiny, barely functional things, like, an aesthetic?
– does anyone REALLY… want to be my valentine?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – unstoppable (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477080)
rafe 7/10
adam 7.5/10
SONGS – stop songs
of montreal – I can’t stop your memory
journey – don’t stop believing

NEXT MOVIE – safe house (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1599348)
NEXT SONGS – safe songs

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Penis Paralysis

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rafe had a lot of adventures today, including shoveling, starting lent, and getting a valentine’s day present from kaldaka. also she laughs way too much at nicholas brendon’s dick injury. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2562970/buffy-star-wont-comment-on-joss-whedon-until-surgery-for-penis-paralysis-is-complete
BEST QUOTE: “my anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to piss because I don’t know if I’m shitting or pissing. it’s crazy. good times is what I say.”
caleb also had a busy week, with konmari tidying up, floor planning, finishing his first anime, kid talk, wedding prep, and sourdough bread. joss whedon and rush limbaugh also get poked a bit.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: orgasms, mostly. also keto.
low: trying to decide a future

caleb’s high-low
high: vaccine shots, the future
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– speed running is all fun and good but why when I climax in a record time and stop the timer my partner is irritated with me? a new personal best should be celebrated no?
– when can we start getting vehicle designs inspired by anime and can we start with the steam powered trike made out of a boat with backup gas engine for turbo boosts.
– kaldaka’s secret hot hot topics: so poop what’s the deal with it I mean I know poo is also bad but :poop: is fine even though I have to type poop to bring it up. this may have been covered in a past podcast but ain’t nobody got time for that. sooo what’s the deal rafe? why does it grind your gears?
– will the snow stop?
– there should be no hot topics this week in the interest of conserving what little warmth we have available, be it physical or metaphorical
– would you ever go to a seattle sounders soccer game and hold up a sign declaring your love for sounding?
– if you call in to cancel your phone service, would you rather the rep cancel your service immediately or try their hardest to keep you?
– if rafe hates caleb, what does caleb hate? and would rafe hate it as well?
– cold, cold topic: why did rafe let all the cold weather get past her and end up in texas? I didn’t want 18″ of snow. it’s yours, take it back!
– favorite activities for no power, no water, cold outside. no other humans involved. asking for a meat popsicle.
– is a shower in ice water ever worth it?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – steel fight
galantis – steel

NEXT MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
NEXT SONGS – her songs

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