Archive for August 26, 2022

Rafe’s Busted Guts

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QUICK HITS
bookcase! running! messing up rafe’s guts? go on…

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes is back!
low: building stress

caleb’s high-low
high: 5k
low: randomizer forfeit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what do you do if your significant other turns out to be an AI?
– how many pairs of underwear are ideal for spacing out loads solely for washing underwear?
– what’s more oppressive: your co-workers ignoring your teenager grade tantrums or your boss ignoring your obvious, vocal crush on him?
– ever have a teacher you wanted to bang?
– why shouldn’t I nut on my neighbors fence to establish dominance?
– what should I prioritize in my satisfactory playthrough as my next problem to solve: making like a FUCKLOAD of rubber (to enable production of hand-thrown nukes), particle accelerators that may or may not work and may or may not clean up all this radioactive waste I had no part in making, or the fluids express

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – lost and found (1979) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079486)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3.25/10
SONGS – lost
seven lions – every time (feat. so below)
“we’ll find our way back every time”

NEXT MOVIE – 1941 (1979) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078723)
NEXT SONGS – 1941 songs

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Perceiving Tipsy (feat. Tipsy_Ink)

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we convinced the lovely and talented tipsy to grace our podcast with her wit and wisdom! we learned a lot about tipsy, like her least favorite chore and good books to read. don’t forget, twitch.tv/codex_lexicon is doing a charity overwatch tournament, on sept 10 12pm central. tipsy will be helping run it on her channel, twitch.tv/tipsy_ink.

HIGH LOWS
tipsy’s high-low
high: fancy chair
low: writing lost

rafe’s high-low
high: laura’s chocolates
low: the phones are dead

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: bookcases

HOT HOT TOPICS
– I know im late for the HHT… but what is the point of an alarm if you a) continuously hit snooze on it to stop it for 8-10 min; b) not wwake up when said alarm starts going off; c) have an alram set for noon but you work graveyard shifts so you literally come home late at night, drink til you pass out drunk and then have an alarm to ‘wake’ you a handful of hours later that only pisses the rest of the inhabitants fo the house off
– the compact disk turned 50 years old today, wtf is time
– hot tipsy topic: what is the best way to maintain the balance of stacked objects and why is it “just stack more things on top to either correct for imbalance or to press the stack into some kind of ceiling and keep everything in place using pressure”
– at what point is it acceptable to tell someone to “get the bananas out of their ears” and is the inevitable confusion worth referencing a brick joke from an NES game?
– why do some people only find fault in others?
– I have re-used a fantasy football meme team. what should my punishment be?
– why can I not drink at work? especially when i get calls from men a few years older than myself who CANNOT READ AND REFUSE TO HELP ME HELP THEM… hmm thats more of a rant…

FALL IN LOVE

27. if you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
tipsy: don’t wake her up! need communication. communication is key!!
rafe: sometimes says mean things.
caleb: gets in his head and need time to recover.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the silent partner (1978) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078269)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – silent
x japan – silent jealousy

NEXT MOVIE – lost and found (1979) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079486)
NEXT SONGS – lost

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Manual Manipulation

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dengwoo is excited and also crying. co-op tournament going on with final fantasy randomizer so here we go again! hospital talk, hotel talk, tracking REAL races! speed gaming live may be in the future. https://sglive.speedgaming.org and go support our boy dengwoo on twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/dengwoo
we also learn about sexual behavior and the qake (cake) spell and what kind of cake is deng’s favorite. we also coach rafe on how to get more followers using a dildo. and also find a new word for runners #joggies

HIGH LOWS
deng’s high-low
high: part owner of company
low: gym lapse

rafe’s high-low
high: bobs gencon surprise
low: hoggle work death wombo combo

caleb’s high-low
high: buddy birthday
low: funk

HOT HOT TOPICS
– sexual/romantic teasing is a form of manipulation
– what surprising thing will turn up at trump’s residence at mar-a-lago that really shouldn’t be surprising at all? my guess: a gold-plated statue of a large penis labeled “the trump card” that is actually a replica of ron jeremy’s.
– hello deng
– what is the best kind of donut and why is it cake donut
– post-con depression is real
– cake?
– we know you are the QAKE boss (except against that one guy in ST), but are you also a CAKE boss? is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?
– (image)
– woo and wheels is an amazing combo. what are your favorite combos of 1) people and 2) not people
– spooling urrors r kuhl.
– some people will surprise you with how hard they work.
– idk if anything could cheer me up today.

FALL IN LOVE

36. share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
deng dating help. rafe follower help. caleb speedrunning help.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – find the lady (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074532)
deng 2/10
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – fixation
vice ft. jon bellion – obsession

NEXT MOVIE – the silent partner (1978) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078269)
NEXT SONGS – silent

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Strawberry Master Race

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rafe is obsessed with weird words and phrases and will be going through FUN THINGS every week!
https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
Villain, I️ have done thy mother

https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever/
Cattywampus: Is not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally

caleb saw NOPE by peele. he gives his opinion with NO spoilers. he and rafe have a BIG DISAGREEMENT about surprises. and also what constitutes a vacation. big surprise.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: cozy grove stream
low: desk rearrangement vesa bullshit

caleb’s high-low
high: date weekend
low: shake shack chicago dog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does summer suck so much?
– ham is better than tureky 95% of the time. cajun dry rub turkey is the only exception
– SOOOOOOOOOOOOON
– GENCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is all.
– PAX West 😛
– why is monday?
– a hair cut can make you feel refreshed.
– are you ever excited to go to work?
– why are the weekends always too short?
– is there anyone that actually doesn’t like receiving pleasant surprises?
– why does it always start raining when I need to go to the store?
– should conventions even be a thing right now?
– vacations. what was your last one? are they worth it? how do you afford them? how often? places you want to go?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the clown murders (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072792)
caleb 5.2/10
rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – rafe is murder caleb is clown
marianas trench – the killing kind

NEXT MOVIE – find the lady (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074532)
NEXT SONGS – fixation

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