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QUICK HITS
jim n nicks is best BBQ maybe. let us know if you’ve been. things got spicy in the RaHaCa discord today and they are all the better for it. caleb talks about his adventures in georgia, kate bush, and wait there’s a downside to losing weight? what? clothes and shoes can go fuck themselves!

happy pride month! shout out to leah voysey (https://www.twitch.tv/leah_theprincess) who will be donating all her bits to the trevor project this month on her twitch streams. and superQ made FREE pride emotes to use on twitch and discord! in addition to those lovelies supporting pride month, final fantasy randomizer will be doing a twitch marathon june 17-19 to support the liam project.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: memorial day weekend
low: rafe’s big fat mouth

caleb’s high-low
high: memorial day weekend
low: weightloss

HOT HOT TOPICS
– going to movies/dinner/concerts, etc solo – sad violin, or B.D.E.?
– is lunch overrated as a meal?
– what does “BDE” mean?
– how many times should you train the same person? Does the answer change if you need to retrain them due to working under a shithead that demanded they follow bad practices?
– my office just played “who’s on first” with two patients with the same name and not as a joke, 100% serious. send sanity.
– how long will it take fizzle to collect enough material for his dark comedy dr office tv show?
– which of tarnins ted talks is the best and why is it all of them?
– if genital size isn’t a thing, what do I do with these vacuum pumps?
– gluten allergy is worst food based allergy. but probably easiest to circumvent.
– how much would you pay to listen to a tarnin TED talk?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – billy madison (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508)
caleb 8/10
rafe 8/10
SONGS – rafe is billy and caleb is school
MIKA – billy brown

NEXT MOVIE – tommy boy (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114694)
NEXT SONGS – sales

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UWU Just For You-uwu

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baby voice battle, will rafe ever forgive dell for the way they treated the G15? has caleb gotten all the work stuff sorted? probably not. also what are you doing, step ladder-san?!?! and caleb gets so many allergy shots. they get a little sad about school shootings. uwu for you-uwu.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: love after world domination
low: people in my goddamn fucking personal space

caleb’s high-low
high: pay raise
low: going to work

HOT HOT TOPICS
– smashed burger or stuffed burger? and stuffed with what?
– breakfast sausage is overrated.
– why did I just develop a bad cough 3 days before my daughter’s first birthday party? can I cancel the party, or should I just quarantine in fiji while the party proceeds?
– how do I convince the owner/roommate that the other roommate no longer meshes with our way of living and needs to go?
– you had two weeks of day work on a project. this project determines whether you pass or fail. what percent of kids actually turn it in?
– why was your guess at least double the actual percent?
– how many kids need to needlessly die at school before we say not every wahoo needs a gun?
– how the crap am I supposed to follow that up?
– what’s the best simpsons quote to use as a medical treatment plan and why is it “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
– why is purposefully triggering someone with PTSD the fault of the person with PTSD? and when called out on hoping someone’s house burns down, can you think of a better play to defend yourself than “I wasn’t joking I legitimately hope their house burns down in a wildfire because it’s ugly.”
– saga: moving to israel to escape gun violence: big brain or BIGGEST BRAIN?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – airheads (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068)
caleb 8.75/10
rafe 8.5/10
SONGS – rafe is air; caleb is head
bach – air for g string

NEXT MOVIE – billy madison (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is billy and caleb is school

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I’m an Optimist

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rafe is having masking issues. caleb has to see artery blood everywhere. caleb had to go full full corporate and missed out on his cereal. caleb is getting things done! BREAD IS COMING. caleb is going strong on #75hard. music albums are moving fast. there’s some d&d stuff, and more hyping up of midnight mass.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: thunderstorm
low: people in my goddamn fucking personal space

caleb’s high-low
high: getting it done!
low: being in the office

HOT HOT TOPICS
– difficult people are usually some of the most intelligent.
– how do you ingest your holy stories?
– can you grill a pie, if so… which pie would you grill
– industrial sized fans are called ‘big ass fans’. would you have been more creative with the name?
– dani is the best
– given that dani is the best per above and she doesn’t sleep, can we turn her into a perpetual motion machine?
– private health insurance is the worst and should be abolished.
– late-stage capitalism: broken as hell, or HOLY SHIT FUCK, WE’RE ALL SCREWED?
– would you rather be known as a funny person but never taken seriously, or be known as a serious person who is never seen as having a sense of humor?
– using letter grade A-E how well would you score adulting if you are spreading peanut butter on your sandwich with a spoon
– re dani is the best – fizzle is wrong, he is the best.
– pre-teens are the worst.
– how long do you do a job before just leaving and not telling anyone? note that this job requires supervision of minors.

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – wayne’s world 2 (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – world
five iron frenzy – my evil plan to save the world

NEXT MOVIE – airheads (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is air; caleb is head

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Just Make it Through the Night

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the senate tried to protect women’s abortion rights and it failed. y’all need to stay the hell away from rafe’s uterus. caleb and rafe are both filling the void with shopping, like butcherbox, amazon, and men’s clothes shopping. caleb got a new cook book! about bread! bread science by emily buehler. caleb is watching a new netflix show that reminds him of stephen king. rafe has way too many amazon returns. they talk about masks at concert venues, baseball games, and movie theaters. caleb had a great experience at the theater. so many rants. also rafe learns what boosting can mean. “there are no bugs; we’re all going to die.”

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: headset
low: too hot and also abortion rights are too limited

caleb’s high-low
high: spending money & midnight mass
low: disney+ or internet? and d&d

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when is nap time?
– do I have to go to work?
– if you were building a new instrument, what color would you stain the wood?
– why is magic so magicy?
– do I need to cosplay as bubble boy if I want to go to live concerts again? and if so, tell me why I shouldn’t get into the mosh pit
– do you believe in conspiracies? chemtrails? aliens? werewolves and vampires that are pining away their whole lives for a generic teenager?
– why did my brother’s ex-gf send me a dick pic of some dude she was planning to screw that night?
– how can so many bad things happen to a person when that person is clearly just “being themselves” despite all the haters?
– why do all these people I date have thoughts and feelings of their own? why don’t they just do everything I want and only ever things for me?
– my boss asked me to interfere in an ongoing legal dispute with an ex employee that is also my friend. how terrible is that friend for not liking me butting in and cancelling travel plans with me? how dare they not appreciate all the valuable time I spent with them. clearly this entire chain of events is my bosses fault. (reminder: hot hot saga is all about a single person and they are unfortunately real)

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – coneheads (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – head
aquabats – cat with 2 heads

NEXT MOVIE – wayne’s world 2 (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525)
NEXT SONGS – world

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