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Baseball, Book Clubs, and Billy

QUICK HITS
rafe’s on vacation! billy is the new rafe! he doesn’t hate caleb. there are lengthy talks of baseball, musical book clubs, and dating life updates!

HIGH LOWS
billy’s high-low
high: upcoming travel!
low: turning 40

caleb’s high-low
high: upcoming wedding!
low: bandage wounds cont.

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why are tiny things so hard to clear off tables?
– what is the one hht that will satisfy caleb’s craving?
– when changing habits, is it better to go cold turkey or ramp up/down? asking for a fattie
– which is the hottest pokémon?
– i’m flying again in 5 days, how do you do that without 12 hour delays
– candy corn — yes or no
– why does handcrafted stuff cost 2 arms and 3 legs?
– how many times do you try to take a good selfie before giving up?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – going berserk (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085603)
caleb 2.5/10
billy n/a
SONGS – going berserk

NEXT MOVIE – little shop of horrors (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091419)
NEXT SONGS – shopping or horrors

Cigabitch (feat. Billy but not that Billy)

QUICK HITS
rafe dragged billy (but not that billy) onto the show in another attempt to not feel so alone in the world. maybe it’s working. rafe finished a game, boyfriend dungeon, which never happens so this is a momentus occasion. also we got a new covid variant, omnicron, so that’s cool. dr. oz is running for senate in pennsylvania, merck’s molnupiravir may help or hurt you, and the santa speedo sprint in albany is this saturday! https://www.albany.com/event/santa-speedo-sprint-29514/
and la croix is no longer being sued about insecticides, but this makes rafe go on a tangent about preservatives and natural flavor. hooray!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: boy and game
low: boy

will’ high-low
high: renfair
low: eagles lost

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best spice girl? and why is it sporty.
– why did we do elf on a shelf? now I have 25 days of shit to figure out what this stupid thing is doing every night
– it’s our last day on the island today and I don’t want to go to work when I come home. what are some solid excuses I can use to call off work on thursday & friday?
– why is the worst part of long distance relationships having to head back home?
– how many times should you have to fill out the same forms for it to count?
– if I didn’t keep the diet for a full day, does it even count? related: what is the best lunch for a heart full of rage at mindless incompetent bureaucracy? I think my job is trying to fight with fizzle’s for worst run.
– george jetson’s dad is going to get busy to make george’s july 31st, 2022 birthdate, so that means flying cars and homes high in the sky soon, so does this mean 1: with the current state of the world, what wrecked the world to make us ascend into the sky, and B: with homes in the sky, does everyone join the mile high club by default?
– what’s your favorite color to cough up?
– what’s the most phallic shaped thing you’ve had in your mouth that wasn’t a dick?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – john q (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251160)
will 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
NEXT SONGS – johns

MOVIE – antwone fisher (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168786)
NEXT SONGS – fish

Billy Lost His Ice Cream (feat. Billy)

QUICK HITS
it’s billy, but not THAT BILLY!
there are kinks starting with the letter X!
work is dumb for multiple people!
caleb is hungry all the time!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: gaining weight

caleb’s high-low
high: racing success!
low: baseball

billy’s high-low
high: house owner
low: job feels

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could have 300 of something that’s under $5, what would it be?
– what is your favorite/most memorable moment from the 300 podcast episodes?
– do you play DnD because you love numbers or do you love numbers because you play DnD?
– what thriller/horror film do you feel like you could confidently survive (and how)?
– what is your favorite holiday each year?
– what any one animal would you choose to irritate someone you didn’t like?
– AOC is streaming among us, biden has an island on animal crossing. randomly, you’ve been given the power to decide what game should be used to reach out to the public next. what is it, and which politician do you see being the one to prominently play it?
– if the perfect meal gave you the worst stomach ache, how often would you eat it
– does anyone else constantly worry that their allergies are actually covid in disguise trying to kill them or is it just me?
– if you could either take standard deductions or roll for your chances of a lowered or raised tax rate, what would you do? As an accountant that idea by itself scares me to death.
– this one is for caleb… chaos rush, bullshit or BULLSHIT?
– hot topic
– spencers
– what are butt sects?

QUESTION

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
caleb: hobby obsession.
billy: tinder questions.
rafe: motivation to ship the giveaway.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – sunshine cleaning (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862846)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 5/10
billy 6.5/10
SONGS – CLEANING WAR
millencollin – mr. clean

NEXT MOVIE – SPOOKTACULAR trolls world tour (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6587640)
NEXT SONGS – tour war

The Expendables & RED

happy 200th episode!! rafe laments recording with caleb because she’s missing the outpost BUT there’s a special guest!! billy!! they try to figure out if rafe has ever actually met billy… and then they get pretty sad during their high-lows. they talk about social media, remembering 9-11, some history about montgomery, school work, and household appliances. rafe talks about her dream involving adam johnson which prompts some stories from caleb about his sleeptalking. and related to food, rafe goes a little nuts investigating the differences between jelly, jam, preserves, marmelade, and spreads. she did some additional reading on the kitchn, too. it was intense. speaking of intense, billy talks about his dating experiences, some which were very expensive! and then… there was some woman in new york who tried to marry herself? there’s a website for that stuff. no, really. they talk about their two bruce willis movies, the expendables (2010) and RED (2010). for songs, caleb is trash, rafe is red, billy is getting old. next week they’ll be reviewing another two bruce willis movies, set up (2011) and catch .44 (2011). caleb will be doing songs about diamonds and rafe will do catching. don’t forget to CHAKAKHAN THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded September 11, 2018

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