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Walmart Tumbles and Smoking Crack (feat. Trash Panda Podcast)

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rafe takes on three guys before really knowing their names. WELL WHAT ARE THEIR GODDAMN NAMES?!?! kollin, gotts, and jt. don’t forget it. these three lovely gentlemen are from the trash panda podcast and deserve your respect. they have been on some crazy adventures and aren’t shy about sharing. like roses for cocaine. and walmart accidents. and masturbation. and letterkenny. well, that’s mostly rafe. but still. celebrate these men! visit their website at trashpandapodcast.com and immerse yourselves in their awesomeness. also laugh a lot.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: brawlhalla win
low: college sucks

gotts’ high-low
high: new phone
low: walmart tumble

kollin’s high-low
high: quit drinking/start pot
low: covid twice

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what do you do when you get into bed and you can’t sleep? assume you’re working 14 hrs the next day.
– how do I know when I’m “too old for this shit” without being danny glover?
– I am oppressed by the consequences of my own actions. what is the best way to free myself of that oppression while also not accepting any outside help, lamenting the lack of outside help, and memory holing any previous action resulting in consequences? (dani’s hot take: fuck that person)
– if I’m driving down the highway, and a cop pulls me over for speeding, is it appropriate to finish vigorously masturbating?
– erections are too long after 4 hours and you need to see a doctor. what amount of time is too long for staying in bed (solo, no vigorous anything)? should I see a doctor after hours? days? weeks?
– what does hot garbage feel like and does it get a bad rep for no reason?
– pro-tips for long distance periods in a relationship?
– all podcasters this week should wear raccoon makeup or just use a filter. who wore it better?
– what is the minimum distance you should be from a patient before mocking them? assume sound will carry in an echo chamber
– is panda express trash?
– is red panda the greatest panda?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html
gotts: 32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
jt: 14. Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
kollin:22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the great debaters (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427309)
rafe 6/10
jt 7/10
gotts 6/10
SONGS – college
relient k – college kids

NEXT MOVIE – the taking of pelham 123 (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422)
NEXT SONGS – 123 songs

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Peaks and Valleys (feat. Lucas)

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look at this lucas, just crashing the #RaHaCa podcast. college womp womp. and BOATS! lots of boat talk, like CHINE. bot talk too, or just a scammer? OR TRUE LOVE?!? also rafe is dealing with new office adjustments aka beaucoup is right there how do we not talk to him all the time? #FU22 and thanks lucas for being an awesome guest!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: stand-up desk
low: eyeball bursting

lucas’ high-low
high: bone broth, and boat system
low: SICK

HOT HOT TOPICS
– fuck 2022, I’ve basically had a panic attack every day this year and how are you?
– why is everyone dying all of a sudden and also why is everything a conspiracy when it comes to old people??
– why did I spend most of the morning watching pilots analyzing an idiot I’d never heard of deliberately letting a plane crash?
– how many children will be named either covid or corona by the time the pandemic has ended?
– the only thing better than a partial solution is a full problem
– rafehatescaleb nfts when?
– why do my students wear less clothing the colder it gets?
– how many jackets will I leave at work before bringing one home?
– extra credit, what’s for lunch?
– why have high waisted jeans made a comeback? they looked terrible then and they look terrible now.
– heeuuuggghghgh.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – deja vu (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453467)
lucas 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – bomb
the aquabats! – chemical bomb

NEXT MOVIE – american gangster (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765429)
NEXT SONGS – drugs!

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Cigabitch (feat. Billy but not that Billy)

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rafe dragged billy (but not that billy) onto the show in another attempt to not feel so alone in the world. maybe it’s working. rafe finished a game, boyfriend dungeon, which never happens so this is a momentus occasion. also we got a new covid variant, omnicron, so that’s cool. dr. oz is running for senate in pennsylvania, merck’s molnupiravir may help or hurt you, and the santa speedo sprint in albany is this saturday! https://www.albany.com/event/santa-speedo-sprint-29514/
and la croix is no longer being sued about insecticides, but this makes rafe go on a tangent about preservatives and natural flavor. hooray!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: boy and game
low: boy

will’ high-low
high: renfair
low: eagles lost

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best spice girl? and why is it sporty.
– why did we do elf on a shelf? now I have 25 days of shit to figure out what this stupid thing is doing every night
– it’s our last day on the island today and I don’t want to go to work when I come home. what are some solid excuses I can use to call off work on thursday & friday?
– why is the worst part of long distance relationships having to head back home?
– how many times should you have to fill out the same forms for it to count?
– if I didn’t keep the diet for a full day, does it even count? related: what is the best lunch for a heart full of rage at mindless incompetent bureaucracy? I think my job is trying to fight with fizzle’s for worst run.
– george jetson’s dad is going to get busy to make george’s july 31st, 2022 birthdate, so that means flying cars and homes high in the sky soon, so does this mean 1: with the current state of the world, what wrecked the world to make us ascend into the sky, and B: with homes in the sky, does everyone join the mile high club by default?
– what’s your favorite color to cough up?
– what’s the most phallic shaped thing you’ve had in your mouth that wasn’t a dick?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – john q (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251160)
will 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
NEXT SONGS – johns

MOVIE – antwone fisher (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168786)
NEXT SONGS – fish

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Cucumbers and Hops (feat. picklesandbeer)

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one of these days, the guests will be gone. and you’ll miss them. BUT FOR NOW – enjoy the time with picklesandbeer. rafe brings the #BummerSummer energy and everyone else is bummed about it. watch caleb and picklesandbeer on twitch for the FFR spring tournament third place trophy!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: me time
low: vinegar bath

caleb’s high-low
high: um, actually
low: cicada encounter

pickles’ high-low
high: FFR semi-finals
low: FFR loss

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do I love cucumbers but hate pickles? sort of related, why is my nickname for my wife “pickle”
– what is something about your hometown you were well into your adulthood before it clicked was not a universal experience?
– why couldn’t I figure out a better way to phrase that question?
– what is your favorite type of beer? (personally I like anything that isn’t a porter or stout)
– what is the best way to eat a burger when it is just a little too tall for your mouth?
– what’s one thing you want to be worldwide famous for?
– when is the next super robot wars game and will it have macross and can we finally evolve away from the z engine
– what is the best brand and type of beer and pickles to enjoy together
– is the most satisfying thing in the world a bitchy customer being told you were right by your manager?
– when you go to lion’s choice and order 2 roast beef sandwiches, side of mac/cheese, and a large drink, but end up with 1 roast beef sandwich, mac and cheese, and fries, then go back to correct the order but then are just given 2 additional roast beef sandwiches, another mac and cheese, and large drink, do you eat all 3 roast beef sandwiches, drink both drinks, eat the fries, and both mac and cheeses?
– if you are a salesperson looking to sell your product to an office, how many corners should you cut when ordering lunch? how about a big ol pile of sammich fixings with no bread? that’ll work out right?
– I don’t wanna. Do I HAVE to?
– can I give all this rain a rain check? I’m sure I’ll want it in august, but having a year’s supply in may and june is a little much.

FALL IN LOVE

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
pickles: workout!
caleb: JFK assassination
rafe: weight loss goal

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – hard lessons: the george mckenna story (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091106)
pickles 7/10
caleb 6.25/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONGS – rafe is hard caleb is lesson
queen – it’s a hard life

NEXT MOVIE – cry freedom (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092804)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is crying and caleb is freedom

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