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Best Booty Call (feat. Dani)

QUICK HITS
we are pleased as always to have dani on the podcast! we get to talk about how much distain she has for a certain hot-hot-topic saga, rafe is doing the lost ark thing, maybe being a witch will happen later, and they try to remember a time before cell phones. also please call this number to get adorable pep talks by children: 707-998-8410. “fuck that person.” also rafe gushes a big about swagmonstaflexx and you should go follow him and daddylarp on twitch!!!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: boy drama no longer drama
low: school

dani’s high-low
high: her person! jinjer charity!
low: tiktok bullying

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the best way to communicate to management about your desire to take on more responsibilities and give administrative input and why is it “declare 3 days in advance that you’re going to call in sick on a category 5 catastrofuck day because you were asked to do something in advance”
– what’s the best way to convince someone that a stressful training experience is best for new hires and why is it “I was trained in that stressful environment and I handled it just fine, also don’t put me there now because I can’t handle it and other people need to handle it and don’t ask me to handle it.”
– best pie to cook in a smoker or grill
– are the people who design bathroom stalls all voyeurs, or are they just happy to see us?
– did donald trump give watersports kinksters a bad name?
– what’s the best tree in north america and why?
– would you eat a shrimp po boy from a fast food place? what if that place is krystal burger?
– what’s the best opening line to use when texting someone for a booty call?
– what’s the smallest amount of power that you have seen go to someone’s head
– how oppressive is it to not have 10 other people change over to your way of doing things despite loudly grumblewhining about it?
– why do responsibilities always seem to entail being responsible for things?
– daylight time or standard time, when we eventually decide to stop changing our clocks twice a year?
– should I feel bad cuz I suck at chess but I defeat my son every time?
– fuck the haters. waffle house is good.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the magnificent seven (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2404435)
rafe 4.2/10
dani 4.75/10
SONGS – seven

NEXT MOVIE – fences (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2671706)
NEXT SONGS – 1950’s

Parking Wars

QUICK HITS
valentine’s day, UGH. but hey they got a themed kink, the letter V! how fun. caleb is in a lot of pain, rafe is very loud and angry, and they talk about food. A LOT. enjoy these #RaHaCa moments while they last.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tiktok followers
low: parking spot

caleb’s high-low
high: italian market
low: fucked up back and neck

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how come no one ever told me I could just set up my computer on a coffee table, get a comfy floor chair, and not have to give a fuck about sitting at my computer for hours because I can just constantly adjust how I’m sitting and even stretch out?
– what’s the most festive way to spruce up the corner of my apartment I sit alone and cry in during valentine’s day? also which comfort food is the most corner compatible?
– is rafe hates caleb the podcast equivalent of a gateway drug, or is it basically heroin and only death or rehab follows?
– why does caleb not send me personal invites to the 38364629103837 ffr races he does a day?
– what is the best valentine’s candy?
– what is the limit on re-watching the same show with different people and different starting points?
– is it a bad sign that even the online dating bots that prey on desperate dudes have given up on me?
– which style am I aiming for next? SPEED AND POWER + almost infinite resurrection, or CARDZ GO PEW PEW + almost infinite resurrection
– is there a way to skip the awfulness that is sunday and go straight to monday and candy being 50% off?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – trouble with the curve (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2083383/)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is trouble, caleb’s all curves
beastie boys – triple trouble

NEXT MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
NEXT SONGS – steel fight

Gamestonk! 🚀

QUICK HITS
suuuuuuure this is a good episode, with gamestop stock talk, down with the uber rich, ultra-liberal political corner ranting. rafe is intimidated by stairs, caleb has been working like crazy, and quantum leap is getting crazier. caleb may also throw away all his clothes. stay tuned for future episodes! dani was kind enough to pick the letter S for kinks and rafe spends an uncomfortable amount of time discussing each one. also there was some talk about pasta, olive garden, and felonies.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard compliments
low: #75hard

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d weekend
low: #75hard wall break

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is this whole gamestop stock thing hilarious to everyone, or just the kind of nerd who assumes people know what he means when he says “gamestop stock thing”?
– is there anything more inherently depressing than the veggie sammiches left untouched on a work function platter, and is it bad that I sympathize with them
– should lordfizzlebeef be promoted to master of carbonated cows?
– which is the better strategy: eating forever at an all you can eat buffet and defeating your enemies just by rolling your huge body forward, or flinging yourself at a brick wall with almost infinite resurrect and “every time you resurrect you get slightly stronger”? I need tips for a roguelike deckbuilder and those are my two options.
– coke with coffee made it to the US, good thing or uh oh?
– handjobs, blowjobs or boob jobs. which is the superior method?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – on the road (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337692)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 4.8/10
SONGS – street songs
epoxies – walk the street

NEXT MOVIE – the master (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747)
NEXT SONGS – master songs

75ezpz

QUICK HITS
rafe is very much excited about tiktok and #75hard. caleb is very much excited about reading and killer cooking skills. he even shares a recipe! check out his instagram posts. his food is delicious. they talk a lot about how #75hard is going, aka #75ezpz, and they go through M kinks. it’s a lovely day for a podcast.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard
low: #75hard

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d sessions
low: stereo

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is exactly is a roast beef job and where do I go to get one ?
– if beyonce doesn’t think you are ready for this jelly, is it implied that you also aren’t ready for this peanut butter?
– deja vu!
I’ve just been in this place before
(higher on the street)
and I know it’s my time to go
calling you, and the search is a mystery
(standing on my feet)
it’s so hard when I try to be me, woah
woah!
– hot hot topic: what’s the new “chad” name?
– what is rafe’s least favorite name?
– how late is too late? at what point do you just say “fuck it, I’m not going.” ?
– better beats: europop or kpop?
– what’s the longest time you’ve worked a job as a dead end? meaning, you know that you’re only working to a certain day but you’re still getting paid to be there. bonus points for answers longer than 1 month.
– what leftovers are better cold than warm?
– does drinking a fruity beer satisfy two elements of the old food guide pyramid?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the fighter (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0964517)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – fight songs
pennywise – fight it

NEXT MOVIE – the muppets (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204342)
NEXT SONGS – songs with puppets

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