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Many Highs and One Big Low

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QUICK HITS
queen music is great. full stop. rafe takes the entire podcast episode to gush about happy stuff like only murders in the building season 2, streaming monkey island on twitch, hocus pocus 2, reading with discord, trash panda podcast #100, and dude RPG. caleb has incarnate tips and tricks for world building, and good times with old friends. he’s also going to see thor four (no spoilers) and he’ll let us know how it goes next week. also getting new updates on verizon internet and shiny pokemon!!

rafe and caleb are both really upset/pissed off about roe v wade being overturned. the SCOTUS have fucked up big time and we’re looking to make changes through congress and the house of representatives. vote, people! vote people into office that will protect women!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: finished love after world domination
low: roe v wade overturned

caleb’s high-low
high: kegasaurus rex
low: dc bbq fest freebies were mid

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how many times should management be allowed to completely fuck up training new hires to the point the get stressed out and quit before I should be legally allowed to launch my postmaster into the sun
– qdoba > chipotle > taco bell > baja fresh
– if I can practically do something in my sleep, is it wrong to take a nap when I do it?
– why can’t I use ctrl-z to unsend this email?
– is reply all ever the appropriate choice?
– what is your favorite childhood commercial?
– there’s nothing like seeing the rusty gears turn in someone’s brain the moment they realize just how pyrrhic their victory is
– what’s your favorite way to fight unjust speeding tickets like “75+ in a 60” and why is it “ghosting the court and deciding not to pay”?
– why is my house just a magnet for people to stay at without paying rent or assisting with anything in the house.
– why when deciding to add in this new squatter was it ever suggested to kick the 1 person making the most money out of the room in which they make said money?
– how does someone get into politics without having a very basic understanding of the constitution?
– why is all of the stress tacked on to either the end or the beginning of the work week?
– do you think if we started calling our body parts things like “shooterus” the GOP would stop trying to regulate them?
– new coheed and cambria album. thoughts, rafe?
– am I a bad parent when I take a little pleasure in seeing my son slip and fall on his ass at ice skating practice?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – almost heroes (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119053)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.85/10
SONGS – rafe is heroes and caleb is almost
all you kate bush obsessed tiktokkers need another mid-80’s song.
bonnie tyler – holding out for a hero

NEXT MOVIE – dirty work (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is dirty caleb is work

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Hedge Witch & Dish Witch (feat. Kollin from Trash Panda Pod)

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TAKE SOME OF MY ASS. rafe brings in kollin from trash panda podcast. they’ve decided to become witches. also dishwashing is a thing. go follow them at https://twitter.com/TrashPandaPodMO IMMEDIATELY.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: dishes were done
low: boomer hips

kollin’s high-low
high: potty training
low: mogwai bed jumping

HOT HOT TOPICS
– there is no final fantasy randomizer … only mystic quest randomizer
– what’s the over/under on how long it’ll take caleb to organize the first FFMQR tournament?
– elden ring – how disappointed will I be?
– who needs real therapy when there’s retail therapy
– few things are more oppressive than your free botox procedure not going exactly as you demanded. how many trips to hawaii should be planned to overcome this intolerable hardship?
– “I’ll think about it”: statement of uncertainty and need for additional consideration or intentional infliction of emotional distress and a challenge to combat?
– if you normally have 24 attendees and only 6 show up, how long should your nap be?
– best food and drink for a snow day off work. current options are chopped cheese, hot cocoa, poptarts, cereal, beer, soda, tea. I might have some normal stuff, but that’s what jumped in my basket

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html
12. if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
kollin: fly
rafe: piano player

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – safe house (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1599348)
rafe 4/10
kollin 4/10
SONGS – safe songs
daya – safe

NEXT MOVIE – flight (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1907668)
NEXT SONGS – flying songs

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Walmart Tumbles and Smoking Crack (feat. Trash Panda Podcast)

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rafe takes on three guys before really knowing their names. WELL WHAT ARE THEIR GODDAMN NAMES?!?! kollin, gotts, and jt. don’t forget it. these three lovely gentlemen are from the trash panda podcast and deserve your respect. they have been on some crazy adventures and aren’t shy about sharing. like roses for cocaine. and walmart accidents. and masturbation. and letterkenny. well, that’s mostly rafe. but still. celebrate these men! visit their website at trashpandapodcast.com and immerse yourselves in their awesomeness. also laugh a lot.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: brawlhalla win
low: college sucks

gotts’ high-low
high: new phone
low: walmart tumble

kollin’s high-low
high: quit drinking/start pot
low: covid twice

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what do you do when you get into bed and you can’t sleep? assume you’re working 14 hrs the next day.
– how do I know when I’m “too old for this shit” without being danny glover?
– I am oppressed by the consequences of my own actions. what is the best way to free myself of that oppression while also not accepting any outside help, lamenting the lack of outside help, and memory holing any previous action resulting in consequences? (dani’s hot take: fuck that person)
– if I’m driving down the highway, and a cop pulls me over for speeding, is it appropriate to finish vigorously masturbating?
– erections are too long after 4 hours and you need to see a doctor. what amount of time is too long for staying in bed (solo, no vigorous anything)? should I see a doctor after hours? days? weeks?
– what does hot garbage feel like and does it get a bad rep for no reason?
– pro-tips for long distance periods in a relationship?
– all podcasters this week should wear raccoon makeup or just use a filter. who wore it better?
– what is the minimum distance you should be from a patient before mocking them? assume sound will carry in an echo chamber
– is panda express trash?
– is red panda the greatest panda?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html
gotts: 32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
jt: 14. Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
kollin:22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the great debaters (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427309)
rafe 6/10
jt 7/10
gotts 6/10
SONGS – college
relient k – college kids

NEXT MOVIE – the taking of pelham 123 (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422)
NEXT SONGS – 123 songs

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