When One Door Opens

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rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news!

npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/23/1233023637/ivf-alabama-frozen-embryo-personhood-abortion-supreme-court

seriously though fuck alabama, and can’t wait for mitch mcconnell to fade away.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ruku hangout
low: stream withdrawal

caleb’s high-low
high: ballet
low: handyman mishap

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is a song you wish you could hear again for the first time?
– which fictional character do you relate to most? and why?
– finding contractors to do work on your house is miserable. no matter how much research we do or how many reviews we read, its always a massive clusterfuck once the work starts
– when you buy a car, do you get the trucoat?
– what’s the best way to get weeks of manly musk out of the recording studio so rafe doesn’t choke on it?
– unconventional uses for a wood chipper
– the alleged hack of epic games. huge if true but epic hasn’t said anything either way yet

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – fargo (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282)
caleb 8.7/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – police
nofx – puke on cops

NEXT MOVIE – hit me (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116538)
NEXT SONG – hitting

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Men’s Health Edition

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caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi

HIGH LOWS
josh’s high-low
high: presidents day
low: garage clutter

caleb’s high-low
high: mom moving to NJ
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which is better—half off valentine’s day candy on february 15th or half off halloween candy on november 1st?
– ever buy something from a hot topic?
– what is the sexiest accent?
– where in the world is carmen san diego?
– if it was the end of the world, and you could choose one last meal – what would it be?
– with the first version of the ai video generator sora, how doomed are we all?
– rollercoasters or water slides?
– has to explain snowshoes today. what’s something you know about but not today’s youts? cultural references work too

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – down periscope (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116130)
josh: 6.5/10
caleb: 6.5/10
SONG – down

NEXT MOVIE – fargo (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282)
NEXT SONG – police!

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The Australian Invasion

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hey have you guys bought the limited’s album? NO? are you INSANE? go buy “the coffin or the suitcase” HERE: https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase you won’t regret it! the limited are amazing and we love them. also come enjoy time with rafe and ruku, as they navigate the united states together and delve into the true meaning of valentine’s day. happy valentine’s dayyyyy!

HIGH LOWS
ruku’s high-low
high: MURICA
low: flying

rafe’s high-low
high: ruku in MURICA
low: work

HOT HOT TOPICS
– flowers or chocolate, pick one
– what is a good non-traditional gift to give for valentine’s day? besides flowers, jewelry, and/or candy.
– on a scale of one to ten, how annoyed should I be that a medical emergency last night kept me from having valentine’s day doughnuts and hot chocolate with one of my partners? what about on the sadness axis? (I am fine, for the record, but it was one of those “this is just enough of a problem to merit medical attention and testing” situations.)
– valentines day helps florists and hallmark, I’d rather celebrate the death of captain cook, what other holiday do you refuse to celebrate, or celebrate something else instead
– fuck valentines day?
– fuck on valentine’s day?
– blowing bubbles
– did you have a hs sweetheart? what happened?
– cheese for valentine’s day?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.womenshealthmag.com/relationships/a40273625/questions-to-fall-in-love/
14. is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? why haven’t you done it?
ruku: DONE, DID IT.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – mr. holland’s opus (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111359)
ruku 7/10
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – high school band/orchestra songs
vivaldi – concerto in a minor
ruku – metallica – enter sandman

NEXT MOVIE – down periscope (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116130)
NEXT SONG – down songs

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Are You Happy?

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ARE YOU HAPPY? take the yes/no quiz now! caleb and rafe go through theirs, and the results aren’t really surprising.
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/01/if-you-answer-yes-to-these-questions-you-are-happier-than-most-says-longevity-researcher.html
the word of the week is ELLIPSISM.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: grillout
low: work work work work work

caleb’s high-low
high: found family
low: allergy shots

HOT HOT TOPICS
– have you ever been in a codependent (but platonic) relationship with a roommate? my moment of realization hit when explaining to people who didn’t know my roommate nor my living situation that I had to go watch my roommate’s kid so she could go to work. ya know, so we could both afford rent/other expenses. figuring out that not everyone did this for their single-parent roommate was eye opening.
– is there a minimum amount of time to find out a housemate isn’t a good fit? is it better to give it a go or just give it the ol’ “yeah, nah….” at the first sign of bad juju?
– do the hottest topics come during hot or cold showers?
– what is a lesson you learned the hard way?
– what’s the longest its taken you recognize n actor in a role? voice only doesn’t count. or does it?
– childhood commercial that dates you. i.e. only 80s kids will remember…
– what is the most memorable date you have had? dinner and legos with the girlfriend is certainly up there for me.

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – tall tale (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111359)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5/10
NEXT SONG – rafe is tall, caleb is tale
death cab – we looked like giants

NEXT MOVIE – mr. holland’s opus (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111359)
NEXT SONG – high school band songs

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