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Fuck Texas

QUICK HITS
rafe has absolutely no chill when it comes to texas and their stupid abortion law that’s idiotic and so harmful to women. also dickdock. maybe some stuff about cooking, mostly keto and canning. and rafe also discovered the subreddit spermdonation which exciting news (thanks, furybox). caleb rages a bit about fizzy beef and shopping at the malls. but good news, caleb started watching brooklyn 99 and he saw shang-chi and talks a bit about it (don’t worry; no spoilers).

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes with macskull
low: texas abortion ban

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding seating chart
low: chair broke

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how tempted you are to make homemade ice cream?
– why shouldn’t I reward myself with dessert after my daughter barfed on me once and dumped 4 times already today?
– what’s the difference between the taliban and christian nationalism?
– ice cream sandwiches or ice cream bars ― which is the better dessert novelty?
– is there a demand for an ASMR block in the podcast where rafe just licks the mic while staring into her webcam
– I can’t think but I’m mad, I dunno fill in the gaps
– why is everyone so big on fucking pumpkin spice lattes? they are terrible for you! see image below.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – crimson tide (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112740)
caleb 6/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – red songs
nick cave & the bad seeds – red right hand

NEXT MOVIE – virtuosity (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114857)
NEXT SONGS – fake songs

Rafe Loves Dani

QUICK HITS
rafe and dani have way too much fun talking about final fantasy randomizer tournaments, ffr hype!!! also bummer summer talk, dani’s life, and lots of laughs. love love love!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: jam
low: meat

dani’s high-low
high: podcast! ffr co-op tournie
low: dissmissive doctor

HOT HOT TOPICS
– jon bois is the best sports documentary person on youtube and everyone should learn about the weird ass history of the seattle mariners and the “oh god why” history of the atlanta falcons
– I agree with fizzle. also, his “pretty good” and “fumble dimension” series.
– what is your best one-liner as you’re standing over someone hanging off a ledge by their fingertips, them looking up at you in desperation and seeing the anger in your eyes moments before you stomp on their fingers?
– if someone tells you they will be ready to go in 10 minutes, how much grace time should you allow before bitching at them?
– what’s your favorite illicit drug
– on a scale of 1-10 how moral is it to teach someone else’s kid curse words? (10 being the most moral)

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – philadelphia (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107818/)
rafe 5/10
SONGS – philadelphia songs
cosima – philly
fresh prince of bel air

NEXT MOVIE – crimson tide (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112740)
NEXT SONGS – red songs

There’s Wedding Stuff

QUICK HITS
we join our heroes as they traverse the wild world. caleb has visiting outlaws, there are adventures in baking, and also physical pains as caleb defends against back attacks and bug bites with toxic damage. rafe has fewer things going on. mostly just keto cooking and her obsession with the youtube channel ketoserts. caleb and rafe had very different experiences with costco.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: meatballs
low: heat

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding stuff
low: spider bite

HOT HOT TOPICS
– thoughts on OF banning and then UNbanning porn?
– will the large infrastructure package working through congress allow my son’s school bus to arrive on time going forward?
– CM punk? CM punk.
– why are FF black mages called black mages when they are in fact blue?
– I need jumper cables for my brain
– how hard would I need to hit myself in the head with a 6 inch cast iron skillet (dumb hands can’t wield the 12 inch) to knock myself the fuck out?
– pick one band that best represents the 90s as a decade.
– what childhood show that hasn’t been remade yet needs to be? on the flipside, what childhood show that has been remade shouldn’t have been?
– new fallout game based in japan. “hell yeah, gonna be badass!” or “whoa there, too soon bro!”
– what’s your favourite amount of delay to see a doctor at an appointment and why is it fucking an hour and 25 minutes
– following up my earlier question, I drove to his school to pick him up, but he already left on the bus. I beat the bus home… barely. do I tell my wife?
– if there is any game music that is ever over played its most definitely Zelda Music.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the pelican brief (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107798)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – BIRD SONGS
ben thornewill – songbirds

NEXT MOVIE – philadelphia (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107818/)
NEXT SONGS – philadelphia songs

Our Customer Journey

QUICK HITS
dragon warrior randomizer, peaches, food review, bachelor party planning, bummer summer, everything is on fire! and final fantasy randomizer, and so many

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto
low: heat

caleb’s high-low
high: white shirt party
low: party food

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is fizzle this universes comic book guy, but gundam
– is there a song or a sound or a smell that reminds you of something embarrassing or unpleasant? example when I was a kid I was on the third stage of castlevania. and with no rhyme or reason my brother vomited all over my bare leg.
– how many passes did it take before you read this headline correctly?
https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1427498520513327131
– why are republicans?
– why are blue flames hotter than red flames?
– what’s the best buzzword bukkake you can come up with that means literally nothing
– is punching a doctor bad? what if their dumb fuck ass deserves it for being an oblivious shitbag?
– is shitting my pants in rage a constructive way to confront the fact that I’m working through lunch today because it’s coming
– should I be allowed to yell about people at fizzle’s place of employment? and why do you agree that the answer is yes?
– where in the phrase “yes you stupid fucking shithead” do insert the word “doctor” to maintain professionalism

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – much ado about nothing (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107616)
caleb 7.75/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – nothing battle

NEXT MOVIE – the pelican brief (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107798)
NEXT SONGS – BIRD SONGS

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