Archive for September 24, 2021

Gen Con 2021

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in this special episode, our LordFizzlebeef (fizzle if you’re friends) and rafe gush about gen con indy 2021. also there’s a little bit of food talk (rafe flexes so hard on fizzle) and adult romance novels and anime like “welcome to demon school! iruma-kun.” hope everyone is having a great start to their autumn! and hope you got to go to gen con 2021. if not, see you there next year!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: gen con
low: 75fail

fizzle’s high-low
high: gen con
low: united

HOT HOT TOPICS
– 90 minute commutes are bullshit
– why is my meatsuit so flawed?
– when is the podcast name being changed to “rafe hates calebs”
– what the absolute fuck is USPS doing that it takes 2 months to go from a person submitting an application until they are cleared to start training (ps – order your presents now or you aren’t getting them until february like last year)
– VR headsets are cool, but it makes you wonder if we’re all just virtual characters in a virtual world. if this were the case, why are the people/things controlling us such sadists?
– how much of a pay bump would you need to move to a new company?
– if tipping was done away with, what should servers make an hour? also, when will server minimum wage go up past $2.13 an hour?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – devil in a blue dress(1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112857)
fizzle 6/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – blue songs
new order – blue monday
fizzle: final fantasy 3 the boundless ocean

NEXT MOVIE – courage under fire (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115956)
NEXT SONGS – fire! courage!

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Keyboard Cats

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this episode is all over the place. we have IT updates with cats and iOS pegasus stuff, keyboard issues, how to make mayo, the awesomeness that is an immersion blender, pickle death, beating meat, old man sleep, and wedding arts and crafts. and if that’s not enough, they get really involved in a few of the hot hot topics.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: gaming
low: 75fail

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: final fantasy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if someone has a bumper sticker that says “new driver,” should they really be driving a brand-new audi?
– have people though that the labor shortage in fast food might be because people don’t want their children working a thankless job during a pandemic?
– local topic for me, our town just added doordash this week, literally only mcdonald’s, and only after 6pm lol
– how often do you get new smartphones, and how much do you normally spend? (this is not an attempt to sell phones to any of you or maybe it is?)
– anyone got a lead on a time machine? I need it to be november.
– are you using blinkers while driving or are you a BMW driver?
– how do I dick punch an airport in west virginia
– do you think there’s a future in “I’m stuck in this airport so I’m going to do dumb shit for 6 hours travel blogging” and if so should I trademark my ongoing series Fizzle spends the next 5-6 hours reviewing restaurants in the chicago o’hare airport because his shit got fucked.
– jam or jelly
– hard or soft pretzels? with the pretzels, mustard or cheese (or both)?
– if you could watch a show/movie, read a book, or play a game over again ‘for the first time’ what would it be and why

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – virtuosity (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114857)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 6.25/10
SONGS – fake songs
sifl & olly – fake blood

NEXT MOVIE – devil in the blue dress(1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112857)
NEXT SONGS – blue songs

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Fuck Texas

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rafe has absolutely no chill when it comes to texas and their stupid abortion law that’s idiotic and so harmful to women. also dickdock. maybe some stuff about cooking, mostly keto and canning. and rafe also discovered the subreddit spermdonation which exciting news (thanks, furybox). caleb rages a bit about fizzy beef and shopping at the malls. but good news, caleb started watching brooklyn 99 and he saw shang-chi and talks a bit about it (don’t worry; no spoilers).

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes with macskull
low: texas abortion ban

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding seating chart
low: chair broke

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how tempted you are to make homemade ice cream?
– why shouldn’t I reward myself with dessert after my daughter barfed on me once and dumped 4 times already today?
– what’s the difference between the taliban and christian nationalism?
– ice cream sandwiches or ice cream bars ― which is the better dessert novelty?
– is there a demand for an ASMR block in the podcast where rafe just licks the mic while staring into her webcam
– I can’t think but I’m mad, I dunno fill in the gaps
– why is everyone so big on fucking pumpkin spice lattes? they are terrible for you! see image below.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – crimson tide (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112740)
caleb 6/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – red songs
nick cave & the bad seeds – red right hand

NEXT MOVIE – virtuosity (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114857)
NEXT SONGS – fake songs

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Rafe Loves Dani

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rafe and dani have way too much fun talking about final fantasy randomizer tournaments, ffr hype!!! also bummer summer talk, dani’s life, and lots of laughs. love love love!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: jam
low: meat

dani’s high-low
high: podcast! ffr co-op tournie
low: dissmissive doctor

HOT HOT TOPICS
– jon bois is the best sports documentary person on youtube and everyone should learn about the weird ass history of the seattle mariners and the “oh god why” history of the atlanta falcons
– I agree with fizzle. also, his “pretty good” and “fumble dimension” series.
– what is your best one-liner as you’re standing over someone hanging off a ledge by their fingertips, them looking up at you in desperation and seeing the anger in your eyes moments before you stomp on their fingers?
– if someone tells you they will be ready to go in 10 minutes, how much grace time should you allow before bitching at them?
– what’s your favorite illicit drug
– on a scale of 1-10 how moral is it to teach someone else’s kid curse words? (10 being the most moral)

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – philadelphia (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107818/)
rafe 5/10
SONGS – philadelphia songs
cosima – philly
fresh prince of bel air

NEXT MOVIE – crimson tide (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112740)
NEXT SONGS – red songs

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